Nala Arc:*Jaune’s sixteen year old daughter with thick blonde hair pulled back in a low pony, blonde cat ears atop her head with her grandfather Ghira’s yellow eyes* –Yes Daddy.
Jaune:*Very seriously* And you’ve got your scroll.
Nala:*Shows it off*Yup.
Jaune: Your purse?
Nala:*Rolls eyes*Duh.
Jaune:And your pepper spray, mace, rape whistle and extra ammo?
Nala:*Sighs* Yes, yes, of course and even if I tried to leave the dust out you’d find a way to smuggle it in anyways, Daddy.
Jaune: *Ignores the sass* Okay, good. Good. And you have–
Nala:*Growing impatient*–Yes,Dad,I have Pride. *Shows off twin automatic pistols in black and gold, connected by a thin gold chain and shifts it into weighted chain form before reshifting and holstering it*
Jaune:Okay, Dormiens Leo?
Nala:*Stomps foot* Dad, c’mon! I’m not taking my freaking sword on my first date!
Jaune:*Hands up, backtracking* Right, yeah, of course sweetpea! *Pauses*
Nala:*Stares at her father cautiously*
Jaune:Are you sure you don’t wanna wear the belt I bought you?
Nala:*Explodes* No! It looks nice, it looks normal, it’s super flippin’ cute but I know you had it custom made, I know it’s a high tech chastity belt that locks as soon as you put it on and only you have the code to it! Besides, I’m not even t-thinking about having that, about having s-sex with Dutch! *Blushing*
Jaune:*Gapes* W-who told you–
Nala:*Grumbling, not looking him in the eye*Mom.
Blake:*Entering the room, wiping her hands with a towel and tossing it on the table* And I’d do it again. Because, Jaune, youare overreacting.
Jaune:B-but she’s going on a date! With a boy!
Blake:*Cocks eyebrow* Mmm. So if it was a girl then it’d be okay?
Jaune:What? No! Boy or girl, doesn’t matter! *Hugs an irritated Nala fiercely* She’s my baby girl! She’s d-d– *whispers* dating, Blake!
Blake:*Smiling*Uh-huh. And she’ll continue to date. One day - when she’s ready - she’ll even have sex. *Jaune whines and Nala turns into a tomato* But right now, you big baby, our little girl is going on her first date. She is being verysafe, especially when you take into consideration that our daughter is highly trained, has two weapons and her King’s Flare semblance makes every fire semblance we’ve ever come across look like matchsticks. *Peels Jaune off of Nala*
Nala:*Embarrassed*Mooom!
Blake:*Fixes her daughters top, smoothes out her hair* She has her guns, she has common sense and honestly honey, she has my brains.
Jaune: *Long pause* I kinda think that last one mighta been an insult, but I do have to agree with you there.
Blake: Besides, Dutch is an athlete, not a Huntsman. No aura. You need to calm down.
*Jaune mutters mutinously, crossing his arms and Nala sighs and hugs her mother*
Nala: Thanks Mom. *Stands in front of Jaune, fidgets*Daddy?
Jaune:*Dramatic sigh* Ugghhh, I hate it when your mom makes sense. *Hugs Nala who squeezes him and puts her head on his shoulder* Just…have fun, okay? Don’t stay out too late, don’t do anything you don’t want to and you’re, uh…
Nala:*Rolls her eyes* It’s that neo-Valean restaurant near Auntie Nora and Uncle Lie’s neighborhood. If Dutch turns out to be a jerk, Auntie Nora will probably wind up leveling the place.
Jaune:*To Blake* Maybe we should give Ren the heads up instead of miss ‘Goddess of Boom’.
Blake:*To Jaune* Already called him. He has Nora busy with the twins tonight. *Smiles as Jaune kisses her cheek*
*The parents watch their daughter fuss over her hair, reapply lip gloss and fidget with her top, her ears twitching all the while and the door opens to an athletic young man with brown hair and dark green eyes*
Nala:*A few minutes later* –good that you all met, but we’re gonna miss the movie if we don’t go to dinner now. *Smiles brightly* C’mon, Dutch!
Dutch:*Grins, blushing a bit* Right, Nala. *To Blake* Bye Mrs. Arc. *To Jaune, winces* M-Mr. Arc. It was really nice to meet you. *Jaune just nods with a smile* I’llhaveherbackbytenbye!
Blake:
Jaune:
Blake:You just had to pull the whole ‘I am Paladin, Slayer of Salem’ thing, didn’t you.
Jaune:*Crosses arms petulantly* I have no idea what you mean, Blake.
Blake:*Rolls her eyes* Oh sure. Because you’re usually stern, terrifying and pushing your aura out to create killing intent.
Jaune:*Annoyed*If I was it must’ve just been instinct since he was checking of my sweet little girls behind.
Blake:*Snorts*
Jaune:*Whining*Blaaake! It’s not funny! She doesn’t even have your ass–
Blake: Oh she does. Just not my hips. Plus she’s more petite like your sister, Celeste.
Jaune: Nope, stop. But even still, that little fucker–
Blake:Is a teenage boy who thought he was being subtle. Who probably hasn’t asked out a future Huntress before, let alone the daughter of two veterans, even less two of the most talented swordspeople alive. *Takes Jaune’s hand and rubs a circle into his palm with her thumb* I know Nala growing up like this is making you a little crazy because of all your sisters and the fact that you were once a teenage boy, but have a little faith in our daughter.
Jaune:*Rubs face with free hand* Yeah, yeah, I know. I don’t like it though.
Blake:*Flippantly*And neither do I, Jaune, but it’s a part of being parents. We’re lucky Nala’s so even tempered and just skipped right over the teenage rebellion phase and isn’t just embarrassed by us. She’s a good girl. *Pauses, starts leading Jaune into the house* Or would you rather her be more Neptune and Dew’s girl?
Jaune:*Winces*No!*Grouchily* I just never thought letting her grow up would be so…
Blake:*Squeezes his hand* I know. But you got your licks in. And when Dutch brings our baby home, it’ll be his turn to worry about me. *Cuts off Jaune’s dumb grin* But until then…
Jaune:*Slumps* Blake, I don’t wannado yard work. *Blinks as Blake sits on his lap* Oh. Ohhhhh. No, I’m definitely up for this task, ma’am. *Squeezes Blake’s ass*
Blake:*Smirking, leans in for a kiss* I figured.
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I figured that if anybody would be both the cool parent and the responsible, easy to reason with but still every bit as protective one, it’d be Blake. And Knightshade’s a fun couple to explore although I like reading it better than writing it. Since other people do it better.
But I did have fun coming up with Nala Arc as a character. Named after the female lion from The Lion King that has a fair bit of meaning behind said name in the first place (I believe it’s Swahili for ‘Gift’). A weighted chain/pair of automatic pistols called Pride, plus a Nimcha sword named ‘Sleeping Lion’ in Latin (the name of the Lion King Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts II) and a semblance named after the Link Summon for Simba from Kingdom Hearts III (which works the same way: Nala becomes engulfed in fire, exudes fire and can cause loads of damage while active).
Blake: (Tosses him keys) First, you’re going to drive me.
Jaune: We’re here. Now what?
Blake: (Gets out) We’re going inside.
Jaune: (Looks up at Movie Mouse Rentals) Uh, okay, but why here?
Blake: It’s part of your punishment. Now get inside.
Jaune: She was very sweet.
Blake: Mm.
Jaune: It’s a shame they make such a sweet, old woman work this place alone.
Blake: You know nothing of shame. Yet. (Points) Go in there.
Jaune: (Follows her index finger, “Sees Rosy Red Light Lane” sign) Uh, okay, what am I doing in there.
Blake: (Leans close, Whispers in his ear) You’re going to rent me the raunchiest, most bareback, ball-slapping, hardest dicking, human-faunus porno in there!
Jaune: (Red-faced, Whispering) F-From that sweet, old lady?!
Blake: Mhm~. So, how do you feel?
Jaune: (Gulps) Uh, w-well, as embarrassing as I feel, I think I might be getting off too easy.
Blake: (Strokes his chin) Night isn’t over yet, handsome~. (Smacks his ass) Now get in there.
While in line
Jaune: can this go any worse.
???:yeah Jaune and your getting a movie too?
Jaune:(dear gods no)
Turning her saw the sisters of team rwby.
yang:whatcha getting.
Jaune hiding the movie:NOTHING DONT LOOK!
yang:hmm? Lemme see!
Jaune: no!
yang:Rubes if you would?
Moving at get speeds the reaper steals the video from the boy.
Yang:now let’s s-
Ruby:yang what is i-?
Ruby turning to Jaune finger pointed out in shock:FILTH!
Yang:HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE MY SISTER TO THAT!
Jaune:BUT YOU TWO DID THAT TO YOURSELFS I TRIED TO STOP YOU!
Ruby:Why do you even need this stuff?
Knowing he was dead he decided to make it worth it.
Jaune: I wanted to see if I make this look like softcore porn compared to what I’m gonna do to Blake later.
yang/Ruby: holy crap! You horny!
Jaune: oh it’s my turn later! (Speedily buys the dvd and rushes to his car before the two can bonk him)
Blake: What took you so long?
Jaune: I, uh, got held up in line.
Blake: Oh? Is that why Yang sent me a message of you bragging about making that look soft?
Jaune: (Gulps) Uh, I, uh…
Blake: (Looks forward) Start the car. Drive us home.
Jaune: Uh, okay. (Pulls out, Drives normal way)
Blake: It’s late. I’m hungry.
Jaune: Oh, sure thing! We can stop at the all night deli-
Blake: Drive me to Chicken Coop.
Jaune: O-Over in the other town?
Blake: Yes.
Jaune: Uh, okay? (Takes exit, Drives outside the city) Uh, are you still-?
Blake: Yes.
Jaune: (Gulps) Uh, do you want drive-thru, or-?
Blake: Drive-thru. (Silent, Grabs the wheel)
Jaune: Blake?
Blake: Pull down your pants.
Jaune: H-Huh?!
Blake: To your knees. Take your hands off the wheel and pull down your pants.
Jaune: (Gulp, Hesitantly pulls down his pants) O-Okay, my pants are down.
Blake: Take the wheel. You will be driving like that until we get home. (Opens his mouth) And yes, I still want Chicken Coop. (Mouth shut) Listen carefully. You are going to order me a chicken sandwich, no pickles, and a medium soda. Can you remember that?
Jaune: (Gulps) Ch-Chicken sandwich… No pickles… Medium water-
Blake: Soda.
Jaune: Medium soda! And, uh, what will I get?
Blake: Whatever you want. But don’t forget my order.
Jaune: R-Right. (Near Chicken Coop) Almost there.
Blake: Good. (Leans over, Bobs up and down on Jaune)
Jaune: (Pulls up, Panting) Uh, h-hi! Can I get, uh… Chicken sandwich, no pickles! And a large-
Blake: (Nips him)
Jaune: MEDIUM SODA! …a-and that’s all.
Blake: (Pulls out her wallet)
Jaune: (Pulls up, Hands over lien) Th-Thank you! …I-I’m fine, just, uh r-really need that chicken. (Pulls up, Grabs bag) Th-Thank you! (Drives off)
Blake: (Pulls up, Sits straight) Thank you. (Opens her bag, Scowls) I said no pickles.
Jaune: I-I said no pickles.
Blake: I know. It’s not your fault. (Closes bag) Let’s go home.
Jaune: C-Can I pull my pants-?
Blake: No.
Jaune: O-Okay…
On the way home the two stop at a traffic light where things got worst for Jaune.
…:*HONK,HONK*
Nervous Jaune turns his head to his left window and saw some thing that made his blood run cold his teammates.
Nora in the passenger seat: oh my God Jaune hi! Me and Ren Pyrrha We’re just out in town shopping for the essentials and look who we run into but the fearless leader himself.
Jaune: h-hi g-g-guys I didn’t expect to catch you guys out in town like this!* And then to his torment Blake begins To stroke him right in front of his friends with her Free hand using her other to wave.*
Pyrrha: if you guys have time do you wanna catch a movie? I heard there was one called the legend of morbin time!
Ren: I heard it’s a cinema failure but I audience favorite.
Blake strokes faster:hmm idk what do you think Jaune?* she smiles knowing that she has complete control over the situation and can make him be forever embarrassed by making him nut right in front of his teammates*
Jaune doing all he can to act normal and not bust: n-na- not today I’m not feeling to well but maybe next time.
Ren: if your like I can make you a smoothie with-
Before he can finish the light changed to green and Jaune quickly said: oh that’s all right he looked lights green gotta go see you later!!!
He proceeds to floor it leaving a smoke trail behind the car. Nora turns to Ren and says: those health shakes of yours will only make them more green Renny!
Ren just hmphs while Pyrrha agrees with Nora but wonders if that’s why Jaune left in such a hurry.
Jaune:Blake I going to-
Before he could finish Blake stops blue balling him saying: ah ahh ahhh your still being punished so you will only cum when I say so.
Jaune:GAH!
Jaune: A movie at ten o clock at night?! Are you kidding me?!
Blake: There’s also a midnight showing. Do you want to go?
Jaune: (Sighs) I just want to go home.
Blake: Of course. You should slow down, though.
Jaune: Why? (Hears sirens wail) Oh no…
Blake: That’s why.
Jaune: (Pulls over, Grabs his pants)
Blake: (Grabs his wrist) No.
Jaune: What?! Blake, there is a cop right behind us!
Blake: You’re being punished.
Jaune: Blake, I could go to jail-
Blake: You’re. Being. Pun. Ished.
Jaune: (Gulps, as he turns off the car, Looks out the window) Uh, g-good evening officer. Yes, of course, right here. Uh, no, I wasn’t aware how fast I was going. O-Oh, really? That fast? I guess I was distracted. No! No! My girlfriend wasn’t distracting me! I was, just, uh, deep in thought. O-Of course, officer. (Exhales as police officer walks away)
Blake: She looks cute.
Jaune: Uh, I guess.
Blake: Stroke it.
Jaune: Huh?!
Blake: Touch yourself. Right now.
Jaune: But I-!
Blake: Do it.
Jaune: (Gulps, Pumps himself)
Blake: That’s it, nice and slow.
Jaune: Blake, this isn’t funny anymore.
Blake: It’s not supposed to be funny. It’s supposed to be your punishment. Now keep stroking.
Jaune: Oh god…
Blake: She’s coming back. Stop.
Jaune: (Stops, Wipes his hand on his jeans) Oh, geez… Hello, again, officer. Th-Thank you, officer. I promise to be more careful next time. Of course, you have a nice night, ma'am. (Starts the car, Slowly pulls out) Fucking hell…
Blake: Don’t worry, we’re almost home. Just a little longer.
Jaune: Finally… Wait, what?! No!
Blake: Hm. I guess this way is out for construction. We’ll have to go the long way around.
