#kuroo x bokuto
bokuto: do you think we should kiss? you know, to break the tension.
kuroo: dude. we’re in the middle of a match.
bokuto: you didn’t say no.
kuroo: bros before hoes? nah, my bro is my hoe, right bokuto?
bokuto: hell yeah!
akaashi: bokuto-san, we’ve to tell you something.
bokuto: what is it?
kuroo: we’ve been thinking about it and we think you don’t deserve a boyfriend.
bokuto, pouting:but-
kuroo: you deserve two instead.
bokuto, confused: but I thought I already had two.
both akaashi and kuroo:what.
kuroo: you know what? I’ve never seen to pretty best friends.
bokuto, pouting: but we-
kuroo: we aren’t best friends.
bokuto, tearing up:w-what?
kuroo: we’re bros.
bokuto:bro!
