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hinata: are you busy?
kageyama:yes.
hinata: cool, listen to this.
bokuto: do you think we should kiss? you know, to break the tension.
kuroo: dude. we’re in the middle of a match.
bokuto: you didn’t say no.
kuroo: if hinata, lev and kenma were drowning and you only could save one, who’d it be?
bokuto:akaashi.
kuroo: but he isn’t drowning.
bokuto: but what if he’s in danger?! we don’t know where he is.
oikawa: it’s nearly February and-
iwaizumi: we’re on August.
oikawa: as I was saying it’s nearly February and I’ve got nobody to send a Valentine’s Day card to.
tanaka: [clears throat]
tanaka, moving his eyebrows up and down suggestively: you come here often?
ennoshita, sighing: please just ask me out.
bokuto: nobody loves me.
akaashi: are you sure?
bokuto: yes, i am-
akaashi, pointing at himself: are you really sure?
Komori: I heard Miya Atsumu is in your team, what’s he like?
Kiyoomi: Annoying, dramatic, doesn’t know how to shut up, has a bit of a praise kink, thinks he’s funny but he really isn’t.
Komori: Aw don’t be so har— wait
Komori: What the FUCK did you just say?!
Kiyoomi: That he isn’t funny, keep up Komori.
national japan team practice
atsumu:
yaku: shut up ‘tsumu
atsumu: i didn’t say anything!!!
yaku: ok well now you did so shut up
