#tetsurou kuroo
You’re NOT meant to be a succubus
Chapter 6: The beginning
It’s been a long time!! Maybe many here do not remember my existence, but with all this subject of censorship on Tumblr, I wanted to avoid a bad time.
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kuroo: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
bokuto: that’s deep.
hinata: that means that ketchup is a smoothie.
bokuto: that’s deeper.
tsukishima: …you guys are idiots.
bokuto: do you think we should kiss? you know, to break the tension.
kuroo: dude. we’re in the middle of a match.
bokuto: you didn’t say no.
kuroo: if hinata, lev and kenma were drowning and you only could save one, who’d it be?
bokuto:akaashi.
kuroo: but he isn’t drowning.
bokuto: but what if he’s in danger?! we don’t know where he is.
kuroo: bros before hoes? nah, my bro is my hoe, right bokuto?
bokuto: hell yeah!
akaashi: bokuto-san, we’ve to tell you something.
bokuto: what is it?
kuroo: we’ve been thinking about it and we think you don’t deserve a boyfriend.
bokuto, pouting:but-
kuroo: you deserve two instead.
bokuto, confused: but I thought I already had two.
both akaashi and kuroo:what.
kuroo: did you have breakfast?
kenma: what? that’s not on the checklist.
kuroo: I added it because I care about you.
kenma: no, I did not have breakfast.
kuroo: unacceptable. look in your pocket.
kenma: hey, there’s a little chocolate chips in this.
kuroo: yeah, I’m not an idiot, I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
bokuto: bonjour akaashi, voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
akaashi: no bokuto-san, I don’t want to sleep with you.
bokuto: is that what it means?
bokuto, looking at kuroo and oikawa who’re rolling in the floor laughing: you’re gross.
kuroo: you know what? I’ve never seen to pretty best friends.
bokuto, pouting: but we-
kuroo: we aren’t best friends.
bokuto, tearing up:w-what?
kuroo: we’re bros.
bokuto:bro!
the truth is out
just some guys
and they were both captains
Kuroo Relationship Hcs
I want so badly to get back into writing and finish up the requests I have. But to do that I’ll have to get back into writing. So I’m just going to write a few things that make me excited, just simple little things I’ve been too scared to do since I kind of left y’all hanging out to dry. I’m not sure if I deserve to come back after all I’ve done, but I’m going to try and I’m going to try to come back better.
We already know it’s a miracle he even got to date you, he’s not gonna fuck up this chance.
Mad Lesbian vibes. So respectful of you and your ideals and all that shit while also disrespecting you and all your ideals and shit.
The BIGGEST TEASE. Like what a fucking RAT this one.
It’s like everything you do he’ll make fun of you for it (in a cute way ofc).
And he never lets you live shit down either. Like never ever.
That one time you laughed so hard at his shitty science joke milk come out, one of his favorite memories. You tripped down the stairs and landed on your ass and then farted, first thing he tells your parents when he meets them.
But really, he does it out of love. He likes seeing you flustered and smiling over all the embarrassing shit you’ve done. You can almost think of it as a way to desensitizing yourself to all the stupid shit that happens so it doesn’t sting so much thinking about it.
Speaking of! This boy wants you to be happy all the time! He’s going to go at your pace, be it slow or really fast.
If you love PDA he is your guy because he loves PDA. Especially in front of Yaku.
Hand holding, arm wrapped around your shoulder, kisses and hugs. The whole package.
He never half asses it either. It’s either full on kisses or hugs or whatever or nothing at all because that’s the type of person he is.
If it’s a halfhearted kiss he’s gonna make you do it again. An awkward side hug? Uh-uh, he’s gonna stop you and make you hug him the ✨right way✨
Of course, he’s not really… good at it at first, and he’ll be blushing like a dumbass because he’s getting touched by the person he loves… but its sweet and he gets better overtime.
Did someone say ‘emotionally available’? Cause Kuroo heard it, and he’s here for it.
He’s going to be open with you, because he trusts you and he wants you to trust him. () He’s gonna tell you what he’s feeling, and all he want is for you to listen.
If he had a really tough loss to some other volleyball team he’s going to go to you. He’s gonna cry, and then he’s gonna take you out to get something to eat.
Same goes for you, if you need to vent he’s the best bitch for it.
He’s ready to listen to you before you can even say “So today this bitch-“also ready to throw hands with whoever that is
Dates with him are few and far because of work and volleyball and school work. You know, the fun stuff.
But when they do happen? Oh honey.
He will absolutely go all out as a sorry. Fancy restaurants, amusement parks, expensive jewelry and candies and all that sweet stuff.
Though his personal favorites are when you go to museums with him and listen to him nerd out about everything there. It really cements to him how much he loves you.
He def calls you kitten, its his favorite, but he probably also calls you something stupid and nerdy like ‘my mitochondria✨~~’ or something else unattractive.
Oh! Oh! His ears are very sensitive, if you touch them he’ll shiver and almost purr like a cat!
Hates it when you do it around anyone, so feel free to do it around everyone to see his face light up like Christmas lights.
Its what he deserves :)
Overall he’s a very sweet loving boyfriend, and just wants to do this right. ❤️
A/N: Ahhhhh! This felt really good to write. I’ve been kind of too scared to write anything at all, so getting this done was so nice. I feel so excited to post again, but I’m also scared since I don’t think I am allowed to post after all my breakdowns and broken promises. Still, I’m going to try, so here’s my mediocre pick up. I hope you enjoyed
thank you so much, my dear friend
