#witcher geralt
fucking hate geralt. how is it that mr monster killer gets to see monsters on the DAILY, but yet i, monsterfucker, NEVER—
no❤️
“aw that’s so cute look geralt roach is trying to carry your sword! you’re a bad influence on her haha”
geralt, sweating: shes fucking learning shes fucking learning she
“the witchers wouldn’t play skyrim it’s too much like their own lives” so you’re insinuating geralt (of rivia) would NOT play sims 4
geralt eats the soap at lush thinking they are free samples
me wasting resources and time making sure geralt gets his water, 3 meals a day, and meditates at a decent hour meanwhile i’ve been playing until 5am on off brand lacroix and a vitamin C “geralt! it’s 11 already”
A quick Yen and Geralt doodle.
Reference used for the poses.
Jaskier: Uh this new tunic is so damn itchy!
Geralt: Just take it off then.
Jaskier:o_o
Geralt: Fuck. No, uh not like that I–
Jaskier: You said what you said…
You flee my dream come the morning
Your scent - berries tart, lilac sweet
To dream of raven locks entwisted, stormy
Of violet eyes, glistening as you weep
Geralt: Jaskier can we talk about the message you just sent me?
Jaskier: It was a critical update
Geralt: It just says ‘im back on my bullshit’
Jaskier: The people need to know
Jaskier: You need a hobby
Geralt: I have a hobby
Jaskier: Brooding isn’t a hobby my dear
Jaskier: As your best friend-
Geralt: No one is my best friend
Jask: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-
Jaskier: What we need here is a compromise
Geralt: Meaning I do what you want and compromise my integrity
Jaskier: Democracy in action right there
Jaskier: You know, I could have been killed… or worse …
Jask: Geralt could’ve given me another lecture on responsibility
Yennefer: Who would win in a fight, Jaskier or Geralt?
Ciri: I can’t answer that, Geralt's my dad!
Yen: So Jaskier?
Ciri: Yeah
Jaskier: Truth is, I only know one truly platonic relationship
Geralt: You and me
Jaskier: Don’t make me laugh dear you want to hit this so hard
Yennefer: Sorry I was late I was… taking care of something
Jaskier: *Enters the room looking noticeably dishevelled*
Jaskier: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
Ciri: Hey Geralt, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?
Geralt: The best revenge is letting go and living well
Ciri: Hey Jaskier how do you-
Yennefer: Do you really want to hear my opinion on your music?
Jaskier:Yep!
Yennefer: It’s trash
Jaskier: Your opinion? I know my dear, tell me anyway
