An old friend once likened attraction to women to a beautiful sunset. Just because you saw an amazing sunset last night doesn’t mean you don’t appreciate the sun setting right now. Why shield your eyes from someone beautiful? And as a swinger, take the opportunity to share your feelings with your partner, and who knows, maybe they’ll help you chat them up and you may be able to fulfill your fantasy. 

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I had been at work all day and was unaware of the photo swapping and tantalizing that had been taking place between Al Bien and Mr Fig. My first inkling that something was being arranged was a message from Al at 6:20pm, checking what time I was finishing up and letting me know that Mr Fig was available to take me home. Turned out that Mr Fig was working nearby that day, and the thoughts of organizing a spontaneous rendezvous was all too enticing.

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It was 2004 and a few weeks after I had met Mrs Cayenne I was off on a preplanned backpacking trip around Thailand. I enjoyed my time there so much that the following year Mrs Cayenne and I went together. Both trips were seminal in so many ways, the trip with Mrs Cayenne especially so.

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“At this stage in our swinger journey we hadn’t been with all that many couples, and Mrs Cayenne had definitely not had any experience with someone so well endowed. It was obviously playing on her mind as we talked teasingly and touched tantalisingly, and then even more so when she licked his shaft up and down and saw the sheer size of the thing.”

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“Playing In The Yard”

An ENM story.

Part 1

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It was strange being home from college during COVID-19. It was just me and my parents. But one thing I did love was that I had the house to myself while they were at work. Without homework and tests to study for, I became so bored. There’s only so much a 19 year old can do for fun on a farm.

So, running out of ideas, something came over me. I don’t know if it was out of boredom, or that I was so horned up from being stuck in quarantine, but all I wanted to do was strip naked and parade myself around.

I ripped off my t-shirt and pants, and stood in the kitchen wearing just my grey briefs.

I slid the waistband down, and stepped my feet out. Those underwear were off, and even better, I tossed them clear across the room.

Standing buck naked in the kitchen felt so freeing. I was just happy my Mom and Dad didn’t have any indoor security cameras, because explaining this would be so embarrassing, especially the visual of me stripping off my underwear and throwing them across the kitchen, and why the dog bed, son? Why did you go lay down and grind on it?

Like I said, pretty bored.

Anyway, I couldn’t help but notice what a beautiful day it was outside. I so badly wanted to run out there and be free for a little bit. I knew it was private enough to pull it off, but I only had about 30 minutes or so before Mom and Dad arrived.

With that thought, and my poor impulse control, I wiggled my naked butt out the side door.

While propping the door open, I could see my neighbor’s house, which is a football field or so away, and the idea that they might see me was arousing.

I figured I’d stay outside naked for a little bit while the opportunity presented itself.

Enjoying the breeze on my naked body, the tickle of the grass on my recently shaved groin made me feel so alive. Like an animal with no care in the world. All 19 years of me on display. Every inch of my body. Nothing to shield myself with. Completely exposed.

After I got my kicks from playing in the yard naked, I figured it was time for me to head back inside before my parents got home. Last thing I would want, even though the idea of getting caught makes me hard af, was them seeing me pleasuring myself in the yard.

I ran my naked butt over to the side door I had propped open.

“Hm, that’s weird,” I thought to myself. “The door is closed…”

I saw the door stop lying on the walkway, but my heart started to pound knowing that the door could possibly be locked.

I ran over to the side door, dick and balls flailing in the open air. I turned the knob, hoping and praying it would open.

The door wouldn’t budge. I tried and tried again, putting my body weight on the door, desperately trying to push the door open, but to no avail.

I was locked outside my parent’s house, naked as the day I was born.

How was I going to face my parents in my bare naked state? They were due home within 10-15 minutes. It was just supposed to be a short thrill, running around the yard naked before they got home. My pecker loved this tho. It was sticking straight out. There was no way I could hide it. I was so embarrassed already, knowing I was locked out in this manner, my naked body completely exposed to the outside world. The idea Mom and Dad might see me was so humiliating to think about, but the more nervous I got, the stiffer my dick became.

All I could go was hide behind a bush on the side of the house, hoping I could potentially sneak my way in after they got home.

About 10 minutes had passed. I was crouching behind a shrub, still without a stitch of clothing, on the side of the house. The next closest neighbor was a football field away, so I was in the clear, unless of course, they were nosy and had binoculars or something.

The branches and leafs on this moderately sized shrub, big enough to wear it came right below the start of my v-line when standing, felt so good on my naked body. It was ticklish almost, but felt completely orgasmic, especially when I leaned the head of my wiener against it.

In the middle of enjoying brushing my exposed cock and balls against my shield, I heard the sound of a car coming up our gravel driveway. I leaned over to peak, and it was in fact my Mom and Dad returning home from work.

I started shaking from the thought of them seeing me buck naked. Sweat began to form on my forehead, and my heart was beating fast. I crouched back down behind the shrub hoping they’d walk right past me, leaving the door unlocked so I could eventually sneak my naked ass back inside.

The car door slammed, and I heard Mom and Dad coming my way.

M: “What a gorgeous afternoon, lover. To bad we were stuck inside. Hopefully it’s this nice on the weekend!”

D: “Here’s hoping! I’ll have to get my fishing poles out and head back to the pond. I’m sure Freddie would like that. Not much else going on.”

I heard their footsteps on the pavement. They weren’t more than 10 feet away.

I peeked through the bush and saw my Mom unlock the side door with her key. Her and my Dad walked inside.

“Leave it open. Leave it open. Leave it open,” I thought to myself.

As they shut the door behind them, my heart dropped to my stomach. Now, I was locked outside naked, and my parents were inside, and to make matters worse, my shirt, shorts, socks, and my briefs, were scattered throughout the kitchen, and those briefs I just mentioned, were still laying on the dog bed.

Knowing them, they’re gonna yell for me to come pick my clothes up, and that’s not something I ever do. I never leave my clothes on the floor like that. My car is in the garage and my cellphone is inside. They’re gonna know I’m home. What are they gonna do when they call my name, but I don’t respond?

Moments later, I could hear my Mom yell for me from outside. I was still crouched behind the bush, my heart still very much racing. I looked down at my dick. Still completely exposed to the outside. My balls were hanging lower because of the warm weather, and I could feel a bit of sweat trickle down my asscrack. I felt like an animal being outside like that. Really, all I was missing was a collar, and even just that would have made me feel better, because I would have felt a little less naked.

End of Part 1

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Alright perverts, we need to come together and find mrbaddaddy.

I used to beat my clit to his JOI audios all the time, and somehow this collab is the ONLY THING left of his on the internet and I am hoping and praying somebody has his audios. I need fucking internet scent dogs to track this down.

Nearly all of his audios were daddy/daughter, telling me what a naughty little jerk girl I’ve been and how to masturbate for him. Fucking A++++

REBLOG FAR AND WIDE!

September 2021 Update

Heeeey, much has happened this month, surprisingly. My total number of stories on Literotica doubled! And I’m making headway on other stories!

Anyway, onward with updates!

The Great Lake!

The first chapters of The Great Lake are finally published! You can check them out here on Literotica:

1. Chapter 1
2. Chapter 2
3. Chapter 3

You can find the entirety of the story on StoriesOnline here.

This is the first arc of the story, which covers Mavis’ first day at the lake. Subsequent arcs will likely follow that same pattern of being days at the lake. I have the Day 2 Arc sketched out to some degree, but I’m not ready to tackle it yet.

A Fun Little Swim!

After nearly FOUR years, I finally published Part 2 of A Fun Little Swim! Sylvia explores the depths of the inland ocean Colwyn Llyn, and meets a couple strange creatures along the way

You can find Part 2 here on Literotica.

You can find the entirety of the story on Hentai-Foundry here.

(StoriesOnline links next week, I think?)

Scene From An Abandoned Bathroom!

After seeing how The Great Lake did, I feel like it’s safe to repeat the same process for Scene From An Abandoned Bathroom, which has been on standby for quite some time. I’ll work on this and probably publish it some time next month. No exact ETA though. Stay tuned…

Cantata For The Wolf Moon!

Finally, after nearly two years, I have an editor for this story! So this will be edited and published in the near future. When? Uncertain. Recent chats indicate they won’t be able to get to it until late next month at the earliest. So while I’ll certainly make a more reasonable effort to get this published, it won’t be for a while.

A Long Trip To Nowhere Important!

So, in the process of getting this all squared away, I felt motivated enough to work on Part 3 of A Long Trip to Nowhere Important. This part introduces Juli, who in this universe is a hitchhiking rich girl with nothing to do and a stash of various recreational pharmaceuticals to spice up her sex life. The story will also introduce an alien with a more than passing interest in Sasha. It will be quite a bit shorter than Part 2 turned out to be, and I’m already about 60-70% done with it. My hope is that I’ll have it written out by the end of the year, if not sooner.

But, andi, you haven’t finished Part 2 yet…

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Thinking Ahead…

So, now that those stories have been published and my backlog’s begun to lighten, I’m thinking about some things I’ve kept shelved for some time and want to revisit.

The one that sticks out to me is building an actual site. I’ve put that on the backburner for various reasons, including the lockdown. But as it stands…nobody’s on Tumblr anymore. Part of the reason for my base had much to do with A3D, who, while I still have some involvement with, I’m not as active as I used to. Most people were here for the pictures. I barely get any responses to these posts anymore.

But more importantly, I want a place for my stories, something that looks coherent, and one where I don’t have to worry about rules as much. Moreover, I have a little more legitimacy in certain spaces having this site up. I’ll still publish on Literotica, Hentai-Foundry, and StoriesOnline, but I want there to be a place for everything. I have a basic idea for the structure, which’ll probably be based on WordPress. I just need to get a designer to build a theme that’s appropriate for it. And I know just the person…

Plus I need to find the right host, one that won’t complain about what stuff I post. That one is super tricky. Kupaa could be an option, but I’m faintly aware of there being some tumult happening with that service, and I’d rather not involve myself in it. Plus it’s really expensive unless I shard it with, say, Intrigue3D…

These are things I will start to dwell on once I at least get Scene From An Abandoned Bathroom, maybe A Long Trip Part 3, out of the way.

From there…we’ll see what happens. But I don’t think it’ll necessarily take long. Ideally, it’s something that’ll happen in Q4, but it may spill into the new year. We’ll see.

The Immediate Future

Here’s what’s on the docket at this point:

• October:Scene from an Abandoned Bathroom
• October-November:A Long Trip Part 3(Draft)
• Q4 2021(?): Cantata for the Wolf Moon
• Q4 2021/Q1 2022: New Website?
• TBD:A Long Trip Part 2(Draft)

That’s all for now. Take care, and enjoy yourself.

Sorry to take so long to post this blog, but FINALLY, a new story was published last week, called Those Who Came Before.

You can find it at these fine outlets:

Literotica

Hentai-Foundry

StoriesOnline

This also marks my debut at StoriesOnline! I hope those of you who came from there enjoyed this story

For those who need a description, here’s what I wrote in HF:

Gwen was the apex of genetic perfection, a “human” with alien genes from the mysterious Those Who Came Before. She was never meant to be cooped up in a lab. After her escape, she recalls the aftermath in a recording. She also tries to make sense of an encounter at a space diner with an alien stranger. There, she learns—to her unexpected pleasure—that she’s something other than “human.”

I have been getting a lot of positive feedback on this story, and I’m grateful. With that said, one of the things people kept asking about was a continuation of the story itself. Some bad news on that front: It is a self-contained story and will not be getting any sequels.

There are a few reasons for that:

1. I wrote this back in 2019 (yes, it’s been kicking around that long) as sort of a flavor text, a character development piece, to complement Dizzydills’ main universe. I never fully envisioned it to be part of its own storyline, since I kind of wanted some of the ideas to enter the main universe on its own.
2. Dizzydills is well…extraordinarily protective of his characters, to use his words. I floated the ideas of this story to him once, and he was ultimately dismissive of it, with the main aspect of this story (that is to say, transformation) not applying except in very specific circumstances, of which this would not be one of them.
3. Regardless of these, as noted in an earlier blog, Dizzydills retconned his entire universe recently, rendering the storyline that made this story possible moot.
4. I also wrote this as a way to experiment with perspective, namely through writing it as the character telling the story in a recording. First-person done in a realistic way. I’m not sure I could continue playing with that perspective, and I’d rather not shift perspectives in a follow-up.

Regardless, the idea of a genetically engineered woman with human and alien genes who is capable of leveraging both is something I could definitely see myself writing. Problem is, I need to do it in a way where I’m not just ripping off/plagiarizing Gwen’s origin, and with a character that isn’t Gwen. And…well, Dizzydills’ characters are a set of the few muses I have, much to my (mis)fortune. 

In any case, the good feedback means I feel comfortable adding more stories. I’ll be publishing some more stories in the near future on Storiesonline. One will be A New Suit, a story from 2017 I couldn’t get published on Literotica for various reasons. Expect that in the next…few days or so? Much sooner than previous releases. Then other stories will follow.

As for story updates:

Sylvia Faces Her Nightmare: As I mentioned in a previous blog, I started writing this recently on a lark, and enjoyed it. Now I have made small progress since then, maybe 50% complete? But I also felt suddenly inspired to write the follow-up in conjunction with it. While this would be more blatantly deviating from the original set, it does keep the focus intact while examining Sylvia’s backstory a bit. Basically, she’s going home to visit her mother, and finds a few surprises, including a reunion with her first lover. She also learns what caused her fear of horses in the first place, and confronts it once and for all. I’d say I’m a third done with it.

A Long Trip To Nowhere Important: Still at odds on Part 2, though I have a general idea on Part 3. We’ll be meeting Juli in that episode.

Scripts: I recently handed off some scripts to someone of importance. With those done, I can move on to other projects, including the one I’ve been on-and-off with with Chimera46. Might also start toying with erotic radio play ideas…but I need someone to work with on that.

That’s all for now. Take care.

So I was told today that it’s the 9th anniversary of this here Tumblr. I find it hard to believe that I’ve been active for this long…but hey, what better time to share some good news!

Those Who Came Before will be submitted for publication this weekend!

Hey there everyone, hope you’re doing well. I should update you on things. Writing and personal related.

A Fun Little Swim Part 2

Draft is complete! A little over 9200 words. It was fun to write in that series again. Now it just needs some tweaking before it goes into editing. Nothing too serious. That said…

Future Writing Projects

I’m pausing on writing for now. The reason is rather simple: I now have a significant backlog of four stories that need editing: A Fun Little Swim Part 2, Scene from an abandoned bathroom, Those Who Came Before, and Cantata for the Wolf Moon. And I have no editors to speak of.

My primary editor has been AWOL for a few months now. They were having a time that predated the current crisis affecting everyone, and now are likely dealing with a combination of those two issues at once. It’s hard to blame them for being unresponsive of late.

That said, I don’t have any backup editors to speak of either. The one other editor I worked with in the past is inactive at this point. There may be one or two others that I could speak to on doing edits, but I’m highly uncertain about them. After that, not many options, and the writers I’ve spoken to have been less than optimistic about finding an editor.

In theory, I could just contact the Volunteer Editors at Literotica, and have someone do that. But there are two problems I contend with regarding that. One, I need to trust these folks, no easy task. Second, I would not be able to clear my backlog, at least not initially. Cantata cannot be published on LE at all, due to their rules. It could be published at Hentai-Foundry, maybe a couple other places, but definitely not there. In theory, if I find someone I could work with, maybe I could have them work on this, but 1. The content matter might be too much for them, 2. LE gets snippy when you ask for VEs to do work that isn’t going to be published on their site.

I’ve been circling right now trying to figure out the best solution. It might take a while before these stories see the light of day outside of certain circles.

The Crisis At Hand

So, needless to say, since I last wrote here, the crisis was only beginning to develop. Now it’s a complete clusterfuck. I will only further comment on matters as it relates to me.

I started my new job in the middle of March. The first month went pretty swimmingly, all things considered. Work from home (mandated since before I began) was nothing to new to me, and I tend to be rather introverted and responsible anyway. 

That said, a couple days ago, I spoke to my company’s owner, and they had essentially put me on work reduction. I’m still employed, and I still have benefits, but now I’m working part-time from now until (the latest) end of July. Not great, but also not the worst. It’s worth noting that, the day I started my new job, my old company shut down with layoffs and furloughs. There was a greater than 95% chance I would’ve been laid off. So look at it that way!

But needless to say, I’m not great, but I’m better than most. Hope you guys are all doing okay.

What’s Next?

Well, with the writing on hold, there are other projects I want to work on. Some of which I will not discuss here. One thing I will discuss, though: Animation. I have more time on my hands now because of this (hopefully) temporary reduction. With my main writing concerns addressed, I think it’s high time I start learning to do animation with the extra time I now have. We will see how this plays out.

If the editing situation resolves itself, I may return to writing at some point. I do have an idea of how Part 3 of A Fun Little Swim should pan out, and the basic format of Part 4 (which is the final big part…an epilogue may follow as its own part) is been sketched out. We’ll see what happens.

Anyway, that’s it for me. Stay frosty, everyone.

Hey, how’s it going? Good? Good.

So…let’s talk things, shall we?

A Long Trip to Nowhere Important Part 1: OUT!

Yes,A Long Trip to Nowhere Important Part 1: Pirate Raid is out on Literotica and Hentai-Foundry. Find em here:

LE: http://literotica.com/s/a-long-trip-to-nowhere-important-pt-01

HF: https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/andiguinness/40249/A-Long-Trip-to-Nowhere-Important

Crisis: OVER!!!

So, as I’ve discussed in the past, my job has been a severe issue in my life over the last several months. Enough that it’s left me in some dark places. Well, I finally some good news to report: I got an offer for a new job. Yay!

I just handed in my notice today, and will be officially done on Monday (assuming my old boss does not just fire me tomorrow…he was gone when I handed in the notice, and well, he’s a big reason why I’m done there). It’ll be a relief, to say the least, which means things will turn around. At least to some degree.

A Fun Little Swim: Getting Somewhere! 

I would say I’m now about 40% done with Part 2 of A Fun Little Swim. It has a lot of promise, a lot more intensity than part 1. That should make things interesting. In addition, I wrote a segment that came to mind for Part 3. I have the general scope of what I want to do with it: It’ll be 4 parts, plus an epilogue, and I might write two spin-off chapters. So there’s a general sense of where I’m going with that.

What Next?

So, of course, the job situation has brought me to a new direction. I will have a buffer of a couple weeks between this job and the next. Which means I’ll be doing stuff. What I have in mind:

• I want to finish Part 2 of A Fun Little Swim, as well as Scene in an abandoned bathroom. Both of those are farthest along.
• Remember how I was talking about 3D animation and such back in December? Well, now’s as good a time as any to start learning…
• I do want to consider publishing some more stories, though they require editors. I’m considering my options there.
• I will slowly resurface in certain spaces.
• Finish Katamari Damacy REROLL. I’ve been playing that off and on for nearly a year now. DANG COW AND BEAR STAGES

Anyway, that’s all for me. Remember to feed the ducks.