1. Not every moms night goes to plan. Wedged between a couple of hopeful stragglers, my wife’s face told me that even if I was up for a low quality 4-some, she wasn’t. 2. At the annual golf club dinner, while their husbands hold a drunken shoot-off on the year’s hardest holes, I do the same on the year’s easiest 9…
“You OK, hon? You know what goes on tour stays on tour, right?”
They think she’s feeling guilty over her drunken girls trip cheating…but she’s just upset she left it to the last night before being brave enough to sneak off with me.
You’re here for a mom’s night? Telling them they look far too good to have 2 kids in pre-school never fails to tighten their cheeks, widen their lips and raise their spirits…
You’re here for a mom’s night? Telling them they look far too young to have a kid in pre-school never fails to make their cheeks tighten and their lips widen.
Her “no face pic” moms night texts are the most exciting. I reply with a number, based on outfit and body alone. And we both commit, irrespective of looks. Tonight’s tough, but I’m thinking she tries to pull 4…all 4…
Having raised a smile by saying she was the real centrepiece of their decorations, it wasn’t hard to convince her that if we stood under the mistletoe it wouldn’t count as cheating…
![“I love it. But do I wear it for dinner n dancing, or breakfast in bed?” Both. [White, LWD, mesh]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7318c01d4bc3e3425f4e609aeb506f8f/385d6aacf07139e1-54/s1280x1920/157573fc87ab4667161618efd44a49f662128f69.jpg "“I love it. But do I wear it for dinner n dancing, or breakfast in bed?” Both. [White, LWD, mesh]")
