[How it would have played out if Minthe, Thetis and Thanatos went to Hecate with their information on Persephone’s act of wrath.]

Hecate: Let me get this straight, you think that the Goddess of Spring, heir to one of the wealthiest and most powerful Goddesses in the world, secretly grew to giant proportions and slaughtered an entire human city during a psychotic break, and your plan is to blackmail this person?

[The snarky chat trio’s face fall and Hecate smiles.]

Hecate: Good luck.

Hades, texting: Honey, I’m sorry, I’m running a little late at the station. I’m going to be about half an hour late to our date.

Minthe, who forgot the date entirely and is rolling out of bed: You always do this!

Minthe: Are you seeing Daphne?

Thanatos: What? Do you think she’s not my type?

Minthe: I didn’t think she’d lower her standards.

gold-as-hera:

✨a summary.✨

Mild arousal?

Persephone has A+ taste for home decor!

That’s so sad, Alexa, play “sorry” by Justin Bieber

GET YO SELF READY FOR AN ASS WHOPPIN

GIRL IF U DONT-

T’is called being a SIMP minthe get on it

Honestly just give this man a break already