Hades: It actually pisses me off sooooo much when people are like, “ohhh but if I hurt or kill the bastard who made my life and others’ a living hell, I’m just as bad as they are!” Like grow up and shoot him, what are you, catholic.
Persephone: “But I’m too good to kill anyone :-(” I’m not, give me a gun.
Hades: She is mentally and emotionally abusive towards her.
Hecate: Ok?
Hades: …
Persephone: She gaslights and manipulates me.
Hecate: There are two things to say to this.
Hecate: First, Holy Shit! You guys are incredibly wrong. The entire time I’ve know her and been around the both of you she has been loving and caring and I would have known If she did any of that.
Persephone: How?
Hecate: … I definitely didn’t put a spell on the both of you to tell me if one of you was treating the other in a horrible or abusive manner, so don’t ask.
Hades: … Right-
Hecate: And number two … Your mom is really hot tho, Perse.
