Apollo: When I have a crush and it’s not mutual? It’s like okay babe you’re not grasping the plot, did you even read the script???

Mortals, inside Demeter’s temple: Thank you for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didn’t have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you

Persephone: I’m fine, thank you for asking! But recently there’s been a darkness growing within me

Hermes: My boy mad because I haven’t replied to his selfie yet. Hold on shawty I’m trying to figure out how to spell georges

Zeus: You played me like a fiddle!

Apollo: Oh no, Father. Fiddles are actually quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

Persephone: I am one hell of a woman and you should be fucking terrified of me.

this awoke something within me

Hades: It actually pisses me off sooooo much when people are like, “ohhh but if I hurt or kill the bastard who made my life and others’ a living hell, I’m just as bad as they are!” Like grow up and shoot him, what are you, catholic.

Persephone: “But I’m too good to kill anyone :-(” I’m not, give me a gun.

Persephone: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health!

Hades: That’s why I also bottle up the positive ones!

Hades, texting: Honey, I’m sorry, I’m running a little late at the station. I’m going to be about half an hour late to our date.

Minthe, who forgot the date entirely and is rolling out of bed: You always do this!

Hades: Are you a cuddler?

Persephone: I’ve killed multiple people. I’m a machine of death and destruction.

Hades:…

Persephone: Gods, yes, hold me please.

Zeus: Are we doing anything today?

Hera: Spending time with the family.

Zeus: I meant anything that matters.

Hera: I just asked my sweet baby Hebe where she thought people go when they die.

Hera: Her answer? “They get to be happy and in peace forever and ever.“

Hades: I asked Zagreus the same thing.

Hades: He looked at me, smiled, and said, "Hell!”

Hermes: We all have our demons.

Hermes, grabbing Thanatos: This one’s mine!

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I have never been more attracted to a photo in my entire life.