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*Merry and Pippin sitting in jail together*

Merry:So who should we call?

Pippin:I’d call Gandalf, but I feel safer in jail

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“POCKETSES”@entishramblings
Sun, 15 May 2022 18:41:09

Aragorn:Legolas, keep an eye on Gimli today. They’re going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Legolas:Sure, I’d love to see Gimli get punched.

Aragorn:Try again.

Legolas, sighing: I will stop Gimli from getting punched.

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“POCKETSES”@entishramblings
Sat, 14 May 2022 21:20:58

Legolas:I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Aragorn:You people already know too much about me.

Gimli:I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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“POCKETSES”@entishramblings
Sat, 14 May 2022 18:41:36
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