fascinated by the fact that engarde’s final impossible choice in farewell literally relies on the assumption that they’re willing to let one of the most dangerous serial killers in the world walk free (despite having video evidence showing his face while he’s killing a man) for the sake of keeping an evil disney channel star in jail. like yes engarde’s meaner to phoenix yes its more personally gratifying to see him get got but this is a godawful choice from a professional ethics standpoint
underrated absurdly stupid thing engarde does in farewell is that he decided to take a nap directly across the hall from the murder (giving him a weak alibi, placing him close to the scene, and allowing adrian to plant evidence on him) instead of doing literally anything else. if engarde had used the time to go down to the party and interact with as many people as possible, securing multiple strong alibis, i don’t think the prints on the knife alone would have even been enough to arrest him
uhhh your honour please let the record show that the defendant won’t stop making jerk off gestures every time i get up to talk. well no he is because i can hear his handcuffs jingling when he does it. your honour can you get him to stop please
your honour let the record show that i’m not being a little bitch about it. no i’m not. no i’m not. no i’m not no i’m not no i’m not
