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Watching MDZS with my brother pt.3

Huaisang: I knew you could kill the dire owl, Wei!

My brother: He didn’t kill it though. He just sort of held it badly until it decided to stop being alive and then kicked it. It probably died because he mishandled it. He killed it with his ineptitude!

Watching MDZS with my brother pt.4

This scene came up and he said “Oh, I love the party dynamic because it’s just:

The guy on the far left who knows what he’s doing (Wangji)

The guy next to him that acts like he doesn’t know what he’s doing but does (Wei)

The guy next to him that acts like he knows what he’s doing but doesn’t (Jiang Cheng)

And the guy on the right who just doesn’t (Nie)”

He understands it so well and I’m shook

P.s peep Wangji trying to look focused and professional while standing so close to Wei *serious face activated don’t think about how cute he is keep it together Wangji*

demonitized-cultivation:

Wei Ying: I’m one of the most romantically competent people in China.

Lan Zhan: I got down on one knee to propose to you and you turned and got out of the way because you thought I was proposing to someone else.

Wei Ying:

Lan Zhan: We had been dating for five years.

r-aindr0p:

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