#jiang fengmian

I have no regrets making this meme… except everything

giraffeter:

Sect Leaders by How Likely Their Disciples Are to Accidentally Call Them “Dad”

• Most Jiang sect disciples have slipped up and accidentally called Jiang Fengmian “dad” at least once. Look at that archery lesson! Strong dad energy.
• One notable exception is Wei Wuxian, who is so terrified that he might accidentally call Jiang Fengmian “dad” where someone could hear that he’s constantly on alert for it.
• By contrast, no Jiang sect disciples have ever accidentally called Jiang Cheng “dad.” However, at least one sleep-deprived disciple has accidentally called him “jiujiu” after a long night wrangling Jin Ling.
• Nobody in the Wen sect would dare accidentally call Wen Ruohan “dad.” Xue Yang called him “daddy” once, but that was on purpose to see what would happen — sadly, Wen Ruohan was too far gone at that point to notice or care, and the telepathic chokings neither increased or decreased in frequency or quality.
• It’s pretty rare for Lan disciples to call Lan Qiren “dad,” but he secretly loves it when they do; sadly, neither Lan Xichen nor Lan Wangji ever make this error.
• Lan disciples will, occasionally, call Lan Xichen “dad,” but it’s usually not a slip-up in front of the class, it’s more of an on-purpose thing: he’s like “Don’t forget, curfew’s in an hour!” and they’re like “thanks dad!”
• Nobody except Lan Sizhui ever calls Lan Wangji “dad” but somehow they say “Hanguang-Jun” in a way that sounds like “dad.”
• Lots of people call Jin Guangshan “dad,” but not in an “accidentally slip up in front of the class” kind of way, more in a “surprise, I’m your bastard child” kind of way.
• No Jin disciples call Jin Guangyao “dad,” and this hurts his feelings and he secretly suspects it’s because they don’t respect him.
• No Nie disciples call Nie Mingjue “dad” but every single Nie disciple has accidentally called him “da-ge” at leastonce. It’s almost a rite of passage.

amynchan:

Every time I need to laugh really hard, I like to pull these guys up. They’re just so friggin’ funny.

Please give the animator so much praise. They deserve it. XD

GUYS THERE’S ANOTHER ONE I’M DYING!!! X'DD

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okay, but hear me out

since people from yunmeng live near lakes, then their diet probably mainly consist of fishes which are high in various vitamins and nutriens, that make hair more silky, healthy, shiny and overall, goals.

and wei wuxian, who never really cared about his appearance, always wore his hair with pride (especially since many women were praising how beautiful it looked and were asking him, if they can touch it), never constraining it with a tight hairstyle, like his brother did. yet one day, after he became yiling patriarch, he realized with bitter smile, that his hair is no longer his pride; it lost its shine, its thickness. it was screaming for proper care, but unfortunately, food on burial mounds wasn’t that various and numerous, and keeping himself in check was a problem, let alone his hair.

i also wanted to say, that at some point his hair started to fall out in a really disturbing amount, but i doubt that wuxian could make it till this point, since he kind of, well, died early. idk, no more thoughts on this, my head is empty.

Is this who I am now. The person who draw mdzs to sonic fandub quotes. I spent 7 hours on this

I’ve made my friend watch Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. It’s her first chinese production and she had a trouble with remembering names and titles, so she gave everyone a nickname and I love them, so I made this for you guys. You deserve it.