#mha dynamight

Kaminari: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Shinsou, watching Mei screaming, Bakugou trying to set a sleeping Midoriya on fire, and Monoma choking on air: I don’t know either.

Todoroki: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Bakugou:What?

Todoroki: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

4 year old Midoriya: I think I’m falling for you.

4 year oldBakugou: Then get up.

Midoriya, to Kirishima: You know, Bakugou can be really aggressive, so it’s important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.

Midoriya: *blows airhorn at Bakugou* GET FUCKED!

Monoma: The floor is lava!

Todoroki: *helps Mei onto the counter*

Midoriya: *kicks Bakugou off the sofa*

Bakugou: FUCKING-

Shinsou: *lays on the floor*

Monoma: …Are you okay?

Shinsou:No.

Bakugou:The fuck do do you want then?

Todoroki: Er… something work related.

Bakugou: What department is this?

Todoroki:Sorry?

Bakugou: If it’s work related you’d obviously know what fucking department this is. What department is this?

Todoroki: *looks at Momo and Jirou* Some sort of homosexual department?

Todoroki, about Kaminari: Your partner doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Shinsou, about Midoriya: Your partner thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Bakugou: Who’s fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Jirou: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.