#minimoffs
Lorna, sighing: sooo… who broke the coffee Machine? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
(Silence)
Wanda: I did it. I broke it.
Lorna: no, Wanda. You didn’t. Tommy?
Tommy: Dont look at me! Look at Luna!
Luna: what?! I didn’t break it!
Tommy: oh that’s weird how did you know it was broken? Hm?
Luna: because it’s sitting in front of us… and it’s broken??
Tommy: suspicious.
Luna: no… it’s not..?
Erik: if it matters… probably not… but Pietro was the last one to use it.
Pietro: liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Erik: oh really? Then what were you doing by it earlier?
Pietro: I use the little wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that!!
Wanda: okay lets not fight haha. I broke it. Let me replace it.
Lorna: no. Who broke it?!
Tommy: lorna.. Billy’s been awfully quiet.
Billy: really?!
(Everyone arguing)
Lorna, in another room: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and pig heads on sticks. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Tommy: I don’t mind dying early, as long as I’m taller than billy
Billy:….I-
Billy, jumping onto the table: so I heard your into rebels!
Teddy:…no?
Billy, climbing off the table: oh thank god that was awful
I can’t stop thinking about the fact that Hayward is such a little bitch that he was about to shoot two literal 8 (10?) year olds. Like damn bro I don’t even care that they have powers they’re fucking little tiny kids. And Ms. Monica Rambeau is a queen for jumping in front of them with zero hesitation.