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A bud blossoming
Reki: What the hell is wrong with you?
Miya: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.
Pov you ask the scene kid to eat lunch with you
Miya: I’m so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
MIYA!!!
Just two Miya memes
Cherry: While I’m gone, Reki’s going to be in charge.
Reki:YES!
Cherry, to Miya: You’re secretly in charge.
Miya:Obviously.
Reki: Hey, you okay?
Miya, crying: Yeah, it’s just the onions.
Reki, pointing threateningly at the diced onions: What the FUCK did you say to him—
Joe: You’re offered $50,000, but if you accept, the person you hate most in the world gets $100,000– are you taking it?
Miya: Why would I miss out on a chance to get $150,000?
Joe: For self-defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a robber. You two have to act out what you would do.
Reki and Miya:[nodding]
Joe:Alright.
Joe: Give me all your money if you want to live!
Reki: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Miya: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Joe:
Reki: Can you pass the salt?
Miya: Can you pass your classes?
Reki:
Reki: Not that much salt
Miya, pointing to a high shelf: Can you reach that for me?
Reki, tearing up: You need me in your life after all.
Miya: I could replace you with a step ladder.
Reki, trying to match-make Miya: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Miya: No! Don’t do that!
Reki: You won’t even notice!
Someone, walking in: Hey, Miya, you wanted to see me?
Reki: He’s single.
Reki: Describe your life in less than ten words.
Miya: Not gonna last long.
Reki:
[Later, to everyone]
Reki: Yeah, so just keep Miya away from sharp objects and high places for a few days, okay thanks.
Someone: Say one more word and you’re dead!
Miya: One more word.
Someone:
Langa:
Reki:
Reki:*whispers to Langa* Should we run?
Reki: I told Miya his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell if he’s really lying.
Langa: Huh? How?
Reki: Watch this
Reki: Miya, do you love us?
Miya, covering his ears:No!
Joe: Okay guys. I’m going to the store, you need anything?
Reki: My self-worth.
Miya: My will to live.
Langa: My mental stability.
Shadow: Some Oreos…You guys okay??
Flight attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured.
Reki: [smiling and looking at Miya]
Miya:What?
Reki: Do you feel safe?
Miya: Fuck you.
Langa:If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Shadow: You’re weak.
Reki: You’re strong?
Miya: Stupid. You’re just stupid.
Miya: Cheese is just a loaf of milk.
Shadow: He’s right and I’m scared.
Reki: This implies a liquid form of bread.
Miya:Beer.
Reki:FUCK
Langa:Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Joe:
Cherry:
Miya:
Reki:
Miya: I’m gonna tell him.
Reki: Don’t you dare
Reki: Is that a gremlin?
Miya: I’m a seventh-grader.
Reki:Whatever, nobody feed that thing after midnight.
Joe: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you’ll be fined.
Miya:Heck.
Joe: You’re on thin fucking ice.
Joe: Oh no.
Miya:What’s your favorite food?
Langa:Reki
Langa: Wait, what’d you say again?
Miya: I asked you what your favorite food is?
Langa:Ohh.
Langa: Still Reki.
Reki: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a four letter word for disappointment.
Miya:Adam.
Reki:[gasps]
Reki: It fits!
