#mod nyx
Hufflepuff: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve
Slytherin: Don’t you mean cards?
Hufflepuff: *pulling knives out of sleeves* no I do not
Slytherin : What time is it?
Hufflepuff : I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Hufflepuff : *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Ravenclaw : WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Hufflepuff : It’s 2 am
*The group is getting into the car*
Slytherin: I’m driving.
Hufflepuff: out of view: Shotgun!
Ravenclaw: turning to face Hufflepuff : Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Hufflepuff: WOAH-
Hufflepuff: holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
Slytherin : What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Hufflepuff : The car takes a screenshot.
Ravenclaw : For the last time, get the fuck out.
Slytherin : You’re right.
Hufflepuff : That’s… That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Slytherin : *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Hufflepuff : What did you do?
Slytherin : Nobody died.
Hufflepuff : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Slytherin : It’s dark in here
Hufflepuff : Don’t worry dude I got this
Hufflepuff : *Stomps their feet*
Hufflepuff : *Skechers light up*
Slytherin : Hufflepuff … Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Hufflepuff : Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Slytherin :
Slytherin : I wrote sanitize, Hufflepuff .
Slytherin : This is such a bad idea.
Hufflepuff : Then why are you coming along?
Slytherin : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Gryffindor : Why are your tongues purple?
Slytherin : We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Ravenclaw : I had a red one.
Gryffindor : oh
Gryffindor :
Gryffindor : OH
Hufflepuff :
Hufflepuff : You drank each other’s slushies?
Gryffindor : *Gently taps table*
Hufflepuff : *Taps back*
Slytherin : What are they doing?
Ravenclaw : Morse code.
Gryffindor : *Aggressively taps table*
Hufflepuff : *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Slytherin : Why are Gryffindor and Hufflepuff sitting with their backs to each other?
Ravenclaw : They had a fight.
Slytherin : Then why are they holding hands?
Ravenclaw : They get sad when they fight.
Gryffindor: *gasp* we’re saving a girl, is she hot?
Slytherin: Back off
Ravenclaw: Gryff…
Gryffindor: What! I just wanna know what we’re getting ourselves into
Gryffindor: Does she like red?
Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw: *arguing over who should go on a dangerous mission*
Slytherin: Guys you’re both too valuable to risk it should be someone expendable…like Gryffindor
Gryffindor: What!!
Slytherin: *talking about Gryffindor* is there no way to get rid of them
Ravenclaw: not without cause Slytherin
Slytherin: I have cause it’s beCAUSE I hate them
Slytherin: name a more iconic duo than my crippling anxiety and my fear of abandonment, I’ll wait
Hufflepuff: You and me!
Slytherin: *tearing up* oKaY
