#naruto shippuden
Naruto;[gazing sadly into his orange chicken]
Sakura; Look, I told you Panda Express was a Chinese restaurant and not a train station run by pandas.
Obito; met a dumbass today. awful.
Kakashi; you looked in a mirror?
Obito; someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.
Kakashi; I’m not sleep deprived!
Kakashi; can a sleep deprived person do this?
Kakashi;*gets up and immediately collapses*
Kakash; my work here is done
Genin Team 7; you didn’t do anything??
Kakashi;[leaves]
Obito; I WILL SHIT ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE!!!!!
Kakashi; YOULL BE SHITTING ON YOURSELF THEN!
Obito; now that I have your attention-
Sasuke; you don’t have my attention
Obito:
Obito; Naruto.
Sasuke; I’m listening
Store worker; would a miss. Tenten please come to the front desk.
Tenten, arriving at the desk; Hello, is there a problem?
Store worker [points to Gai and Lee]; I believe they belong to you
Gai and Lee; we got lost :(
Tenten; I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Sasuke, at some point; My life has become a never-ending game of ‘Illegal’ or just ‘Frowned upon‘
Ino; I love women
Choji; in a feminist way, or in a gay way?
Ino; yes
Sasuke; One time I told Naruto to go to hell or I’ll send him there myself
Sasuke; And, in my defence, I was unaware of the fact that he would soon be my will to live
Sasuke;they hate us. this is homophobic
Sakura; we‘re not gay
Naruto; We’re not?????
Naruto, rolling down the car window; what seems to be the problem, officer?
cop; get the F CK out of my car!
Shino; can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
Kiba; isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship is founded?
Naruto; people keep saying every friend group has a dumb friend in it, but all of my friends are super smart!
Naruto;
Naruto;oh
Temari; we really should appreciate the small things in life
Kankuro; *picks up Gaara*
Kankuro; you are appreciated
Gaara; I get it! You think I am short! Now put me down or I will kill you!!!
Naruto; why is my hand shaking?
Kakashi, deciding to mess with him; your skeleton is ready to hatch.
Naruto; W H A T ?!
Sakura; FAST WE NEED TO GET THROUGH THIS HEAVILY LOCKED DOOR, GIVE ME YOUR FROGGY WALLET, NARUTO
Naruto; here!
Sakura, pocketing it; thanks, [punchesdooropen]
Hinata; when I was younger, I tried to form a gang once.
Kiba; how’d it go?
Hinata; it turned into a knitting club.
Iruka; hey, what’s the name of the guy we always run into at the store?
Kakashi; his dogs’ names are Sprinkle and Pringles
Iruka; that is not what I asked.
Kakashi; well that is the information I have.
Sakura; if you want to give Naruto “hints” that you like him, you should try hitting on him.
Sasuke,confused; hitting on him??
Sakura; yes
Sasuke; Like with my sword or my bare hands?
Sakura; what? NO!
