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Sokka, writing the poster looking for Appa: to the theif who stole the Avatar’s sky bison—

Katara: it’s thief.

Sokka: pretty sure it’s theif.

Aang: i before e, except after c.

Sokka: oh okay, i’ll fix it then.

(Later)

Zuko, reading a poster he picked up from the streets of Ba Sing Se: what the fuck is a thceif—

Sokka, attempting to flirt: Would you like to see my penis?

Zuko:

Zuko: Okay…

Zuko: Yeah…?

Zuko: Fuck Yes!

Sokka: Alright… but we’ll just maybe have a few drinks first… y’know…

Sokka, briefing the gaang on the plans for Sozin’s Comet the night before: Okay, so, that’s what we’ll do, if you’ve go any questions, just ask.

Zuko: If a platypus bear and a tiger shark had a fight, who would win?

Sokka:

Sokka: If you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask.

Zuko:

Sokka: But if it’s on dry land, I’d bet on the platypus bear.

Zuko, explaining bending to Sokka: Look, sometimes you just gotta accept that there are things in this world you don’t quite understand.

Sokka: Oh sure, most things i don’t understand.

Zuko: Wait—

Sokka: Like yoghurt.

Zuko: What—

Sokka: How does it know how to stop being milk?

Zuko:

Sokka:

Zuko, walking off: Uncle, how does yoghurt kn—

Sokka: sometimes i wish i could bend something, even if it’s just once :(

Zuko: idk my sexuality definitely hasn’t been straight since the minute i met you, so

Azula: say what you will about my relationship with dad, at least he didn’t shank my ass.

Zuko: nah sis, he shanked your heart.