#incorrect atla quotes
Toph: Sokka has no survival or preservation instincts. I think he was built without them
Zuko: That can’t be true
Toph: Watch this
Toph, to Sokka: Hey, asshole! Race you downstairs!
Sokka: [jumps out the second story window]
Katara calls Jet a bully (More from the Mae Whitman edits series)
Sokka:[throwing rocks at Suki’s window]
Suki: You have a phone for a reason!
[loud thump]
Suki:
Suki: [opens window] dID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE??
Sokka, writing the poster looking for Appa: to the theif who stole the Avatar’s sky bison—
Katara: it’s thief.
Sokka: pretty sure it’s theif.
Aang: i before e, except after c.
Sokka: oh okay, i’ll fix it then.
(Later)
Zuko, reading a poster he picked up from the streets of Ba Sing Se: what the fuck is a thceif—
Sokka, attempting to flirt: Would you like to see my penis?
Zuko:
Zuko: Okay…
Zuko: Yeah…?
Zuko: Fuck Yes!
Sokka: Alright… but we’ll just maybe have a few drinks first… y’know…
Sokka, briefing the gaang on the plans for Sozin’s Comet the night before: Okay, so, that’s what we’ll do, if you’ve go any questions, just ask.
Zuko: If a platypus bear and a tiger shark had a fight, who would win?
Sokka:
Sokka: If you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask.
Zuko:
Sokka: But if it’s on dry land, I’d bet on the platypus bear.
Zuko, explaining bending to Sokka: Look, sometimes you just gotta accept that there are things in this world you don’t quite understand.
Sokka: Oh sure, most things i don’t understand.
Zuko: Wait—
Sokka: Like yoghurt.
Zuko: What—
Sokka: How does it know how to stop being milk?
Zuko:
Sokka:
Zuko, walking off: Uncle, how does yoghurt kn—
Sokka: sometimes i wish i could bend something, even if it’s just once :(
Zuko: idk my sexuality definitely hasn’t been straight since the minute i met you, so
Azula: say what you will about my relationship with dad, at least he didn’t shank my ass.
Zuko: nah sis, he shanked your heart.
Toph: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.
