Okay so I was at work doing hot girl shit and I was thinkin… what if like, one of the “side effects” of these two sorry bastards being practically superglued at the hand to eachother all the time is that the Doctor starts to like, actually, literally see the universe the way Rose does, like cause of some psychic shit?
Like this guy been through it. I reckon before he met Rose he could only see the bad in the universe - what he’d seen during the war just tainted everything. But then this innocent, young human took his hand and he began to see the universe through her eyes - its beauty and its wonder, like he had before, a long time ago; and some of that damage the time war dealt on his psyche was slowly written over by the thoughts and feelings of a shop girl, experiencing the vastness of time and space for the first time.
So I drew this, whatever this is, and I call it Intrusive Thoughts
Summary: While waiting out an unlikely infestation/invasion, the Doctor tells Rose and Jack about a rather…unusual…incident from his past.
Notes: Er, so, hi? *waves timidly*. It’s been a long while, I know- RL has been VERY rude. And apparently this is the first thing that my muse has decided that we need to share after all this time. It’s utter crack, from start to finish (totally not sorry!), and those of you who know me are probably not at all surprised by the content of this crackitude. *grins sheepishly* Fair warning, I’m VERY rusty.To be fair, it’s not entirely my fault- a friend sent me this crazy article and, well, the muse took over after that. Thanks to rose–nebula for the beta x Soooo…..yeah. Enjoy the lunacy and if you hate it please don’t come after me with a crepe?
Rose turned to the Doctor. “Right, what we gonna do then?”
“Do?” He cocked his head.
“About the crazy giant moose-things that have taken over the ski park, Doctor!’ Rose stared at him. “Or were you plannin’ to just sit here in front of a sixty-first century ski park an’ wait it out until aliens try to take over the world again?”
“Who said anything about aliens?”
Jack stared. “Wait, you mean they’re NOT aliens?
“Nope. Just angry meeses.”
“I’m sorry, what?” Rose frowned. “Did you say meeses?”
“Yeah. Plural of moose. Used to be moose, but they changed because of a mad lawyer in the early twenty-first century. Nutella-crazed, moose-obsessed nutter, she was.”
“Nutella-crazed…what? ” Rose shook her head in bewilderment.
“Oh yeah, complete nutter. Whacked me over the head with a crepe, once.”
“Oooooh, kinky.” Jack waggled his eyebrows. “You randy old Time Lord, you.”
“That wasn’t a euphemism, you oversexed sod! She thumped me with a crepe. Literally.”
Summary: While waiting out an unlikely infestation/invasion, the Doctor tells Rose and Jack about a rather…unusual…incident from his past.
Notes: Er, so, hi? *waves timidly*. It’s been a long while, I know- RL has been VERY rude. And apparently this is the first thing that my muse has decided that we need to share after all this time. It’s utter crack, from start to finish (totally not sorry!), and those of you who know me are probably not at all surprised by the content of this crackitude. *grins sheepishly* Fair warning, I’m VERY rusty.To be fair, it’s not entirely my fault- a friend sent me this crazy article and, well, the muse took over after that. Thanks to rose–nebula for the beta x Soooo…..yeah. Enjoy the lunacy and if you hate it please don’t come after me with a crepe?
Rose turned to the Doctor. “Right, what we gonna do then?”
“Do?” He cocked his head.
“About the crazy giant moose-things that have taken over the ski park, Doctor!’ Rose stared at him. “Or were you plannin’ to just sit here in front of a sixty-first century ski park an’ wait it out until aliens try to take over the world again?”
“Who said anything about aliens?”
Jack stared. “Wait, you mean they’re NOT aliens?
“Nope. Just angry meeses.”
“I’m sorry, what?” Rose frowned. “Did you say meeses?”
“Yeah. Plural of moose. Used to be moose, but they changed because of a mad lawyer in the early twenty-first century. Nutella-crazed, moose-obsessed nutter, she was.”
“Nutella-crazed…what? ” Rose shook her head in bewilderment.
“Oh yeah, complete nutter. Whacked me over the head with a crepe, once.”
“Oooooh, kinky.” Jack waggled his eyebrows. “You randy old Time Lord, you.”
“That wasn’t a euphemism, you oversexed sod! She thumped me with a crepe. Literally.”
Summary: While waiting out an unlikely infestation/invasion, the Doctor tells Rose and Jack about a rather…unusual…incident from his past.
Notes: Er, so, hi? *waves timidly*. It’s been a long while, I know- RL has been VERY rude. And apparently this is the first thing that my muse has decided that we need to share after all this time. It’s utter crack, from start to finish (totally not sorry!), and those of you who know me are probably not at all surprised by the content of this crackitude. *grins sheepishly* Fair warning, I’m VERY rusty.To be fair, it’s not entirely my fault- a friend sent me this crazy article and, well, the muse took over after that. Thanks to rose–nebula for the beta x Soooo…..yeah. Enjoy the lunacy and if you hate it please don’t come after me with a crepe?
Rose turned to the Doctor. “Right, what we gonna do then?”
“Do?” He cocked his head.
“About the crazy giant moose-things that have taken over the ski park, Doctor!’ Rose stared at him. “Or were you plannin’ to just sit here in front of a sixty-first century ski park an’ wait it out until aliens try to take over the world again?”
“Who said anything about aliens?”
Jack stared. “Wait, you mean they’re NOT aliens?
“Nope. Just angry meeses.”
“I’m sorry, what?” Rose frowned. “Did you say meeses?”
“Yeah. Plural of moose. Used to be moose, but they changed because of a mad lawyer in the early twenty-first century. Nutella-crazed, moose-obsessed nutter, she was.”
“Nutella-crazed…what? ” Rose shook her head in bewilderment.
“Oh yeah, complete nutter. Whacked me over the head with a crepe, once.”
“Oooooh, kinky.” Jack waggled his eyebrows. “You randy old Time Lord, you.”
“That wasn’t a euphemism, you oversexed sod! She thumped me with a crepe. Literally.”
Summary: While waiting out an unlikely infestation/invasion, the Doctor tells Rose and Jack about a rather…unusual…incident from his past.
Notes: Er, so, hi? *waves timidly*. It’s been a long while, I know- RL has been VERY rude. And apparently this is the first thing that my muse has decided that we need to share after all this time. It’s utter crack, from start to finish (totally not sorry!), and those of you who know me are probably not at all surprised by the content of this crackitude. *grins sheepishly* Fair warning, I’m VERY rusty.To be fair, it’s not entirely my fault- a friend sent me this crazy article and, well, the muse took over after that. Thanks to rose–nebula for the beta x Soooo…..yeah. Enjoy the lunacy and if you hate it please don’t come after me with a crepe?
Rose turned to the Doctor. “Right, what we gonna do then?”
“Do?” He cocked his head.
“About the crazy giant moose-things that have taken over the ski park, Doctor!’ Rose stared at him. “Or were you plannin’ to just sit here in front of a sixty-first century ski park an’ wait it out until aliens try to take over the world again?”
“Who said anything about aliens?”
Jack stared. “Wait, you mean they’re NOT aliens?
“Nope. Just angry meeses.”
“I’m sorry, what?” Rose frowned. “Did you say meeses?”
“Yeah. Plural of moose. Used to be moose, but they changed because of a mad lawyer in the early twenty-first century. Nutella-crazed, moose-obsessed nutter, she was.”
“Nutella-crazed…what? ” Rose shook her head in bewilderment.
“Oh yeah, complete nutter. Whacked me over the head with a crepe, once.”
“Oooooh, kinky.” Jack waggled his eyebrows. “You randy old Time Lord, you.”
“That wasn’t a euphemism, you oversexed sod! She thumped me with a crepe. Literally.”
Rose narrowed her eyes. “What’d you do, then?”
“Why d’you always assume I’ve done something?” The Doctor crossed his arms indignantly, leather jacket creaking.
Rose folded her own arms in response. “Cause I know you, Doctor. You always do something.”
“Honestly, Rose, I’m insulted. Me own wife, of all people, thinkin’ the worst of me! Hurts a bloke’s feelings, that does.”
Rose raised an eyebrow. “Doctor.”
“Honestly, Rose! I have feelings , you know.”
“Nope.” The other brow went up. “Not buyin’ it. What’d you do? ”
“Nothing, really.” He cleared his throat. “I might’ve half-inched a jar of Nutella.”
Rose stared at him, not saying a word.
He looked intently at the toe of his left boot. “…from the cafe she was sitting in. As they were about to put it on her crepe.”
“Doctor!”
“What? I was peckish, Rose, and I had a hankering!”
Jack whistled. “You stole a Nutella addict’s Nutella? You’re lucky you’re still alive to talk about it.”
“You’re not wrong. Thought I was going to regenerate then and there,” the Time Lord grumbled. “Not that I was overly fond of that body anway. Too shifty by half, that one.”
“Which you was it?”
“Seventh.”
“Ah.” Rose bit her lip, trying to hold in a laugh.
“What?” The Doctor demanded. “What’s so funny?”
“S’just…the mental image of creepy shepherd-magician you bein’ chased by a crazy woman wavin’ a crepe.” She snorted. “S’ridiculous, Doctor.”
Jack giggled.
“Oi! That’s enough of that!” The Doctor looked outraged. “I could’ve been seriously injured, Rose! She threatened to throw me to a moose, you know!”
Rose tried harder to stifle her laughter. “Did she even have a moose?”
“Well, I wasn’t takin’ any chances! She was screechin’ about Rupert and the Twice Victorious Meese Army! I wasn’t sticking around to find out!”
“Rupert?” Rose burst out laughing, unable to hold it in any longer. “A moose named Rupert?”
“Rupert the Battle Moose, First Commander of the Regimental Horde of Very Angry Meeses, if you don’t mind.”
Rose only laughed harder.
“It’s not funny, Rose! I could’ve been seriously injured, me! Have you seen the size of them?”
She tried to stop laughing. She really did, but Jack’s explosive laughter didn’t help.
“Stop that!” The Doctor snapped. “Death by moose is a very serious business, Rose!”
She squeaked.
“Rose!”
“Death by moose,” she wheezed. “Death by moose!”
“Yes, death by moose!” He shuddered. “Pretty certain that regeneration by meeselation has never happened before. Can you imagine what I’d look like if I’d formed meself on the last thing I’d seen?
Unable to help it any longer, Rose collapsed in a pile on the ground, laughing hysterically. Distantly, she heard Jack crackling with laughter. She wasn’t surprised; picturing the Doctor with antlers and a goofy-looking moose face did that to a person.
The Doctor narrowed his eyes. “I picked up a jar of Nutella from Tesco on our last visit to Jackie- you just see if I share any!”
“Course you will,” Jack wiped at his eyes. “As if you’ve ever been able to say no to Rose.”
“Of course I can!” The Doctor scoffed. “I’m a Time Lord, me- stern of will and strong of purpose.”
“And smitten of the Rose and whipped of the affection.”
“That’s not the right phrasing.” The Doctor scowled. “And I’m not whipped.”
“As a training post in a Victorian army camp, oh, yes you are.” Jack waggled his eyebrows.
Rose smiled cheerfully at him from the forest floor. “You know you love me, Doctor.”
The Doctor grunted.
“You know you do.” She stood, dusting herself off and slipping her arm into his. “An’ I love you, even if you do get yourself attacked by crazy people carrying random foodstuffs.”
He grumbled.
Winking at Jack, she steered the sulky Time Lord towards the clearing in which they’d left the TARDIS. “Come on then, why don’t we talk about it over a nice cup of tea and some Nutella on toast?”
“S’pose,” the Doctor muttered at last, absently lacing his fingers with hers as they strode along.
“Honestly.” Jack shook his head as he watched them go. “ Sosmitten.”
Hello lovelies! So another year has rolled around and today is 9/9, so we celebrate the amazing and wonderful Ninth Doctor, my favourite Doctor and my Doctor forever. In honour of this special day, I humbly, once more, offer a list all of my Nine x Rose fics to date. The list is under the cut. I hope you enjoy!
Hello lovelies! So another year has rolled around and today is 9/9, so we celebrate the amazing and wonderful Ninth Doctor, my favourite Doctor and my Doctor forever. In honour of this special day, I humbly, once more, offer a list all of my Nine x Rose fics to date. The list is under the cut. I hope you enjoy!
AU
A Helping Hand- Dr. John Noble hated drama and domestics, and avoided them both like the plague…until he overheard an argument between the new barista at his usual cafe and her ex-boyfriend. To his utter befuddlement, he decided to help her out. And things spiral out of control from there…
Of Coveralls and Penguin Suits-A human, mechanic AU in three parts and my first non canon AU. It’s something soft and fluffy and funny, with requited pining and a teensy bit of angst/hurt/comfort. Oh, and it has Jack. And Donna. And Wilf. Warning for Jack being Jack. ‘Nuff said.
The Disco-Stick of Destiny-Part 1 of the Disco-Stick of Destiny series, which is somewhat crack-ish a ridiculous. A human AU wherein the Doctor and Rose meet because of a most unusual piece of sky-art….and Jack Harkness.
The Hammer of Thor- part 3 of the Disco-Stick of Destiny series. John and Rose get revenge on Jack for his inappropriate honeymoon gift…by targeting what really matters to him. In style.
The Great Doodle of Diplomacy-part 4 of the Disco-Stick of Destiny series. Rose and the Doctor travel to Australia for a holiday….and so does Jack. Naturally, the results are of rather global proportions.
A Stay of Execution-Jack and Rose need to rescue the Doctor before his scheduled execution. Action, hurt/comfort, romance, a little angst. One-shot.
An Unexpected Delay- Rose and the Doctor go on a sightseeing tour, and Jack, who is supposed to join them, doesn’t turn up. At least, not where they expect him to. A cracky, ridiculous fic based on something outrageous that I had witnessed that very day. Warnings for references to public nudity (nothing explicit).
As It Should Be-POTW AU, implied. Nine doesn’t regenerate. Companion piece to ‘Love is a Many Splendored Thing’ and ‘Fantastic.’ TARDIS POV. Bonded/married Nine x Rose.
Because It’s You- The Doctor tries to take Rose somewhere special. As usual, things don’t go according to plan. Fluffy, sappy and quite silly. Nine x Rose one-shot.
Because I Want To- The Doctor and Rose inadvertently land on Valentine’s Day. A very interesting discussion follows. A discussion of love, romance and true devotion. This long one-shot is fluffy, with mentions of angst, self-doubt and one specific reference to past off-screen abuse.
Beetlejuice-The Doctor finds an unexpected passenger on board the TARDIS. Silly fluff and humour. One-shot. Part 1 of the Beetlejuice, Fluffy Overlord series.
Cover Up, Jack-The Doctor tries to give Rose a quiet moment after an eventful few days, but as usual, Jack has other ideas. A silly fluffy fluff silliness, nine x rose one-shot written for 9/9 last year.
Fantastic-POTW AU (implied). Nine doesn’t regenerate. Companion piece to ‘Love is a Many Splendored Thing’ and ‘As It Should Be.’ Doctor POV. Bonded/married Nine x Rose.
For Always- The Eighth Doctor somehow ends up aboard Nine’s TARDIS. Nine x Rose married fic. Humour, a little angst and some comfort. One-shot.
Gold- The Doctor takes Rose to a unique marketplace for a very special reason. Angst, fluff and hurt/comfort. Warnings for non-specific references to past off-screen domestic violence.
Fully Gruntled-Rose is pursued by a determined admirer. Madness and a little lunacy ensue. Silly, fluffy and lots of fun. Ficlet. Established Relationship.
Hands Off the Jacket- A silly little ficlet wherein (married) Nine x Rose have an interesting discussion with Jack. With some eighties music thrown in and a cheeky TARDIS.
Honey, I Shrunk the Washing-The Doctor is not impressed when he finds one of his jumpers has shrunk in the wash. Silly, fluffy, humourous nine x rose one-shot.
Jack Wears Speedos- Rose introduces Jack to the phenomenon that is YouTube. She comes to regret it. And so does the Doctor. And the TARDIS. And so do a lot of other people. Absolutely ridiculous Nine x Rose one-shot written for @goingtothetardis birthday last year. Silly, cracky, established relationship and generally fun.
Love is a Many Splendored Thing-POTW AU, implied. Nine doesn’t regenerate. Companion piece to ‘As It Should Be’ and ‘Fantastic.’ Jackie POV. Bonded/married Nine x Rose.
Lean on Me-Rose rescues a young boy from being beaten and it gets complicated. Established relationship, warning for non-specific allusions to violence. Hurt/Comfort, BAMF Rose and loving Doctor caring for her.
Mine-Rose and the Doctor are trapped in a tiny closet, hiding from alien solders. The proximity proves to be too much for either of them. ‘Nuff said.
Moisturise Me- Rose comes out of their latest adventure a little worse for wear. The Doctor offers to help. A silly one-shot ficlet that happened because I am a doofus.
Nutter of the Lost Ark-The Doctor and Rose discuss sartorial preferences while watching Indiana Jones. Predictably, the discussion becomes very…heated.Established relationship, one-shot.
Of Books and Bunnies- Part 2 of the Beetlejuice, Fluffy Overlord series. Rose panics when she can’t find Beetlejuice….only to find him in a very unexpected place.
On the Many Uses of Tea-A series of vignettes which focuses on particular incidents in Rose and the Doctor’s life (with Jack thrown in, of course), focused on the making or drinking of tea. Little bit of hurt/comfort, tiny bit of angst, some personal growth, and happy fluff.
Organic Interface- a silly little one-shot where Nine and Rose run into Three. Confusion ensues, as normal. Established Relationship.
Overheated- Team TARDIS end up on a beach in Australia on Christmas Day. What could possibly go wrong?
She Will- Rose is injured and the Doctor takes care of her while Jack worries. hurt/comfort Nine x Rose one-shot.
Soaked to the Skin-Nine and Rose get caught in storm, and argue about whose fault it is. Of course, that doesn’t mean they’re not trying to look out for each other anyway…
Solidarity- Rose tries to cheer the Doctor up after a slight mishap. A Nine x Rose one-shot ficlet which is very silly, fluffy and blue. Literally.
Something Beautiful-Wherein the Doctor takes Rose somewhere very special, and they discuss the value and comfort of beauty in the midst of ugliness and suffering. Fluffy, with tiny wistful moments.
Take Your Breath Away- The Doctor and Rose argue about beauty. Rose is entirely smitten by the Alcazar Palace. The Doctor is smitten by something else.
That Which Remains-The Doctor and Rose talk about true worth. A post-Father’s Day one-shot ficlet in honour of Chris Eccleston’s birthday. Fluffy, sappy, hurt/comfort and utterly them. One-shot.
The Beauty of Home- The Doctor takes Rose somewhere a little different. A moment of tranquility with fluffiness and implied fluffiness.
The Enemy of Morpheus-Rose is trapped in a nightmare. When the Doctor tries to wake her, he finds this is no ordinary nightmare and desperate measures are called for. Hurt/Comfort, angst, romance, a bit of humour. Trigger warnings for mentions of past abuse and trauma. Multi-chapter (completed).
The Fire Within- She had no idea how long she’d been in this place. Perhaps she’d always been here. Alone. Always alone. Until suddenly she wasn’t. Because now there was Him. And the Fire. A POTW fixit I wrote as a DWSS gift. Because I absolutely could not let Nine go. So I fixed it. Nine x Rose romance, hurt/comfort, elemental, episode fixit.
The Kiss of Life-Rose is drugged on an alien planet and there’s only one way to wake her. A nine x Rose, !sleeping beauty two-shot. Fluffy, hurt/comfort and romance.
The Smell of Autumn-The Doctor takes Rose and Jack to a surprisingly quiet locale and Jack can’t work out why they’re there. Until he does. Fluffy nine x Rose one-shot.
This Could Be Us- The Doctor and Rose have to board a flight to get to the TARDIS. Of course, as is usually the case, the flight doesn’t quite go as expected. A silly, humorous, nine x rose fic based on something that happened to me on a plane. One-shot.
Victory Should Be Naked-A slightly…different ending to Aliens of London/World-War Three. Established relationship ship Nine x Rose. Warning for the B52′s and other scary music. And some traumatised Slitheen. Semi-Crack fic.
What You See:The Doctor knows exactly who and what he is, or so he thinks. Until one Rose Tyler shows him otherwise. A hard-hitting look at scars of the soul and the beauty within. One-shot.
Wherever You Are:A post-GITF sick-fic UA. What if Rose had come away with more than nightmares after her run-in with the clockwork droids? What if her trust in the Doctor had been so fractured that she’d been afraid to tell him? And what if that broken trust might just lead to a dangerous situation for Rose? Will the Doctor be able fix it in time? Nine x Rose, Ten x Rose. Warning: heavy angst, read the trigger warnings for each chapter.
Works Every Time-Silly little ficlet whereinRose tries to persuade the Doctor to take them (and Jack) for a beach holiday. Jealousy and all round adorable-ness. Also warnings for Jack being Jack.
