emperornero:

the terraria wiki is incomprehensible if youve never played the game itself. you click on an article about a weapon that looks nice and the description will be something like “the slayer of titans is a pre-bingus summoning weapon unlocked post-scrungle. its base summon damage is 43. using it activates the scimblo status effect which increases your yoinky stat. its eeby deeby counterpart is the legendary fuck-upper. it has a 1/16 (6,25%) chance of dropping by defeating Michael.”

stubizaa:

Have an Axolotl

lmaonade:

your bf looks like he doesn’t even know how to access his appdata folder

@calvinbutgayer

theseventhreincarnation:

Upgraded an outpost into a mushroom house!!

Honestly I dont need tumblr to tell me my top post this year was the meat carpet. I just have to look at it and see that it’s my only post in the 5-digit range ever

OMG DONT LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES COCK AND BALLS

every time so far ive got sad about my dog ive just had to look at the picture i took of her looking at me with so much love in her eyes. i did the right thing and she had a great life and my life was better with her in it.

kalachakran:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

blade could totally beat up morbius btw

he wouldnt even get a chance to morb. he’d be powering up his morb orb and blade would just blade him apart. to pieces

blade and morbius would not fight they would be . kissing

mossy-cobble:

MIGHTY MORBIN POWER RANGERS

MIGHTY MORBIN POWER RANGERS

passed my test at the dentist (scored really high - they said i had no cavities)

wayhaughtforpresident:

awkward-trouble:

nakedinasnowsuit:

daughter-of-the-red-land:

chinon:

bunjywunjy:

crystallinecrow:

slusheeduck:

im-fairly-whitty:

fizzy-dog:

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

These are a few of my favorite things

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

first of all how Dare u call black footed babies evil smh but

how could yall forget

Tinie Babey aka smallest cat species (rusty spotted cat - Prionailurus rubiginosus)

Get That Cat A Modeling Contract (asiatic golden cat - Pardofelis temminckii)

Tater Tot Spots (andean mountain cat - Leopardus jacobita)

Smaller, More Alien-looking Ocelot (margay - Leopardus wiedii)

and finally I’m Pretty Sure That’s The Love Child of a Snow Leopard and a Clouded Leopard (marbled cat - Pardofelis marmorata)

SO MANY MAMA MAFDETS! @tawaubastmut and your beloved pallas cat! :D

Dis my tail cat: snow leopard

@rainbows2brite You are going to love this post!

This is a long ass post and I enjoyed every inch of it

haven’t seen the umbrella academy but

why doesn’t the I heard a rumour lady tell Luther (the moon guy) that she heard a rumour he would shut the fuck up about the moon

whos-all-against-onision:

sagethotxicroak:

dads-against-onision:

hellboyhatesonision:

onionandlamey:

Describe Onision by only using a gif

succubused:

the-kinky-wholockian-pony:

ilovemusicalyy:

i see everyone posting selfies for TDOV so heres mine!!! he/him

survivor-positivity:

your triggers aren’t “stupid”. they should be respected and you have every right to tell people to