#tua luther
allison, holding up an unlabeled bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?
klaus: lemme see
klaus: *takes the bottle and chugs it*
klaus: it’s perfume
allison: do you take constructive criticism?
klaus: not without crying
luther:how would you rate your pain?
klaus:0/10.
luther:how- your arm is literally going the wrong way-
klaus:as in 0/10 would not recommend
luther:
klaus:very not gucci, does not slap, no thanks
diego: patch talks in her sleep sometimes. it’s adorable
patch, sleeping: fight me… you motherfucker… square up… i think the fuck not
diego: your existence is confusing
klaus:how?
diego: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me
Klaus: Vanya why are you blushing
Vanya:nothing
Inside Vanya’s head:
Vanya: Yep definitely nothing idk what you mean I’m not blushing
Five: we have to save the world from the apocalypse.
Klaus: *already walking out the door* ok boomer
Klaus and Dave starGAYzing
Klaus: Sometimes I just like to look at the stars and wonder what it all means.
Dave: *looks up at the stars*
Stars: Wanna make out
Dave: *looks at Klaus*
Klaus: *winks at him*
The apocalypse: *is about to come*
Reggie:
YoungLuther: Do you even exercise
Young Klaus: I’m a runner
Young Luther:Really?
Young Klaus: Yeah, I run late, run from my problems, and run my mouth *finger guns*
Allison: Klaus you need to stop
Klaus: *rubbing glitter from the floor onto his face* BuT.. I mUsT b E FabUlOus
Diego: Who needs friends? I’ve got knives!!
Diego: *reaches for knife*
Diego:I…
Diego: i ran out of knives
Klaus:His name was Dave
Diego:
Interviewer: Would you say that’s you’re independent?
Luther: *looks at Reginald*
Reginald:*nods*
Luther: Yes, I’d say so
Things: *get tough*
Luther:
Me when Five turned back time after Klaus finally saw Dave again:
Klaus: Look Ben, it’s a graveyard next to a lake.
Ben: Oh my god this is prime real estate