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Hi! The previews from the Once There Were Dragons Zine have finally come through! I’m so happy with how mine turned out, and that I finally have something to post. 2020 was wild; thanks to school, covid, and the overall stress of existance right now, I haven’t been nearly as motivated as I’d like. But I;m happy to say that seems to be changing :D
Don’t forget to purchse a copy of the zine while you still can! Proceeds go to charity, and there’s plenty more pictures, fics, and merchandise to go with it!
In all honesty I love how hiccstrid have no parenting method whatsoever
YAKNOG HAS FINALLY MADE A COMEBACK
I love how Zephyr and Nuffink don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t blame them
15 years and nothings changed except now it’s green
If you wanna see things like Hiccup as a fatherly boy, watch Snoggletog log.
Here’s my spoilers/analysis/fav parts of Snoggletog Log.
1. In which the Night Lights are big kittens
2. Hiccup on Helium voice?
3. Nuffink built a freaking JetPack!?
4. Hiccup just lets his kids shoot each other with homemade guns, so long as they take it outside LMAO
5. White NightLight be a SantaClause style Ninja
6. YAKNOG!
7. Silent Night?
8. Gobber is so a part of this family
9. Hiccup holding the NightLight like a baby is too much for my poor heart.
The Yaknog and guns are the best part
How HTTYD Homecoming should have ended:
Hiccup: Gobber… are you sure that’s what happened?
Gobber: Of course! I was there! Stoick was so brave and open-minded and…
—-
Astrid: You hate the play, don’t you?
Hiccup: It makes me look as an idiot and a coward.
Astrid: Have you talked to Gobber about this?
Hiccup: Yep. But every time I try to complain, he starts crying and reciting all my father’s qualities.
Astrid:…
—-
Astrid:Gobber!
Gobber: Oh, my chieftess! What do you want?
Astrid: I want you to change that play. It’s disrespectful for both Hiccup and Stoick and…
Gobber:(starts crying) Stoick! He was so brave, the best friend ever, so…!
Astrid: (puts the axe in his throat) I-said-it’s-disrespectful.
Gobber:…OK.
or…
Zephyr: Hey! That’s not what happened!
Gobber: What? (pauses, imitates Stoick) WHATT?
Zephyr: It was our dad. He was the one who befriend Toothless.
Nuffink: Yeah, and he doesn’t lie.
Gobber: Are you calling me a liar?
Rufflegs daughter: My parents told me that story too! Stoick was the bad guy until he understood that our chief was trying to show him that dragons are good.
(All the kids start yelling and telling the right version of the story)
Gobber:…
Honestly why even have a Hiccup character in the play when his only purpose is to be dumbed down to glorify Stoick, since according to the residential liar, Stoick “trained the dragons.” What was even the point?
Hiccup, to Zephyr and Nuffink: We are not mad. We are just disappointed
Astrid: No, we are mad
Hiccup: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide
Astrid: No, we’re not!
Hiccup: I am not a mind reader, Astrid!
Just when I thought I couldn’t love Zephyr and Nuffink any more-
I never cry with any movie/series/video or anything.
Butthis,this left me sobbing.