Hiccup: Gobber… are you sure that’s what happened?
Gobber: Of course! I was there! Stoick was so brave and open-minded and…
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Astrid: You hate the play, don’t you?
Hiccup: It makes me look as an idiot and a coward.
Astrid: Have you talked to Gobber about this?
Hiccup: Yep. But every time I try to complain, he starts crying and reciting all my father’s qualities.
Astrid:…
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Astrid:Gobber!
Gobber: Oh, my chieftess! What do you want?
Astrid: I want you to change that play. It’s disrespectful for both Hiccup and Stoick and…
Gobber:(starts crying) Stoick! He was so brave, the best friend ever, so…!
Astrid: (puts the axe in his throat) I-said-it’s-disrespectful.
Gobber:…OK.
or…
Zephyr: Hey! That’s not what happened!
Gobber: What? (pauses, imitates Stoick) WHATT?
Zephyr: It was our dad. He was the one who befriend Toothless.
Nuffink: Yeah, and he doesn’t lie.
Gobber: Are you calling me a liar?
Rufflegs daughter: My parents told me that story too! Stoick was the bad guy until he understood that our chief was trying to show him that dragons are good.
(All the kids start yelling and telling the right version of the story)
Gobber:…
Honestly why even have a Hiccup character in the play when his only purpose is to be dumbed down to glorify Stoick, since according to the residential liar, Stoick “trained the dragons.” What was even the point?
These are all the prompts I received that included pictures and that were suits. If you didn’t include a picture or your pictures were of not-suit-clothing, I’ll keep them in my inbox for a rainy day!
