#obey me headcanons

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who knew dating Mammon would make me sound like him

After crying over Mammon’s confession, Levi really made me laugh here

This man is making my love standards way too high, that’s why im single

I have the feeling that Mammon wouldn’t be too happy about a MC with insomnia,because:

(1) It’s bad for his human health! Humans need sleep and as their first, it’s his job to make sure they get enough of it! (He just worries a lot when he sees MC tired,but he would never admit such a thing-)

(2) who is he supposed to cuddle in bed if his human isn’t there?! He gets lonely, you know? (Again,he would find another excuse to make MC sleep in his bed rather than confessing the truth,something like: “Humans get cold at night,right? Well doncha worry! Why? Because I will let ya stay in my warm room since I’m that great and generous!”)

Here is for example a quick demonstration sketch of how Mammon gets Camy(MC),who has a fucked up sleep schedule, to sleep:



The only way to make sure Camy sleeps is basically trapping her to the bed(just because she doesn’t want to risk waking Mammon up-). Anyway I hope you all enjoyed this silly sketchhave a nice day/night and stay safe everyone!✨

After my post for Mammon’s birthday,I noticed some people were interested in Gemma, Mammon’s and Camy’s(MC) daughter (for example @hyper-super-clover . Yes I read the tags and I would be more than happy to tell some more info about this fan child✨)

So let’s start with introducing her properly: this is Gemma (“Gem” in Italian),avatar of despair.That thing on the top left is her pact mark(color:silver)

She was born like Satan in a sense,the difference is that she was created by her parent’s despair(after what happened to Mammon and MC/Camy in chapter 16-).However those bad feelings weren’t enough to complete her form,so she remained in a kind of lethargic state with no solid form for a very long time,meanwhile feeding off bad feelings occasionally felt by both her parents in order to grow.until one day she finally appeared out of nowhere, just like Little D. N° 8. One peculiar trait of Gemma is that she can absorb despair from people to make them feel better, but at the same time, especially if she’s sad or stressed, she can transmit despair to people,making them almost drop to their knees(she can’t control her powers very well yet)

BONUS:

Mammon recording baby Gemma drooling on Goldie and sleeping with Little D. N° 8-

I will explain everything in more details in another post I think,for now I hope this is good enough Have a nice day/night and stay safe everyone!✨


Part 3 is finally done! Unlike the last two parts however this one didnt turn out to be so funny as i imagined, but i’ll make sure part 4 will be

Who would’ve guessed this comic wouldve ended up being longer than i expected..

Part 1 is hereif you havent read yet

Beelzebub: Is it hot in here or is it just me?

MC: It’s you.

Beelzebub:What?

MC:What?

Belphegor: Look, I understand Spanish… to a certain level.

MC: ¿Cuántos años tienes?

Belphegor:

Belphegor:London?

MC: You know, I’ve always wanted to be in a horror movie.

Mammon: BEING IN THE DEVILDOM ISN’T ENOUGH FOR YOU!?

Lucifer: You have anger management problems. It’s like a disease, we should get you some help.

Satan: There is a cure and it’s called KICKING YOUR ASS.

Asmodeus: Satan offered me his drink because I mentioned I was thirsty.

Asmodeus: I was not fucking expecting to take a sip of a baja blast mountain dew at 7 in the morning.

Satan: You know what’s a stupid letter?

MC:Q?

Satan: Yeah, why do I hate Q so much?

MC: ‘Cause it’s so obviously just an O trying to be all fancy with its pointless little tail.

Satan, angrily: Q’s pathetic.

Satan: He died from natural causes.

Lucifer: He was stabbed multiple times.

Satan: Well, it’s natural to die after that.

Leviathan: A nervous breakdown? I’m actually very confident in my breakdowns. I’m experienced.

Lucifer: What are you doing?

Beelzebub, surrounded by at least 30 pillbugs: Building a family.

MC: Sometimes I feel like a fish caught in a tank.

Beelzebub: Only you’re not a fish.

MC: Beel, please.

Beelzebub: You’re a wonderful, funny, and talented person who—

Belphegor: You’re a shrimp.

asmodeus is the type to go at a wedding, outshine the bride,and make the groom fall in love with him.

It’s a favourite hobby of his,ruining marriages 101

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