#obey me headcanons

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Leviathan: I wish we could block people in real life.

MC: Restraining order.

Satan:Murder.

Beelzebub: Belphie sometimes talks in his sleep. It’s quite adorable.

Belphegor, asleep: Fight me, you ass. Square up. I think the fuck not-

Asmodeus: Words ending in ‘ie’ just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

MC: Eyy, homie!

Leviathan: But then there’s cootie…

Satan: Die.

MC: I can’t believe you would actually throw me!

Belphegor: I was careful to make sure you didn’t break anything.

MC: Are we talking about my bones or the stacks of boxes you threw me at?!

Mammon: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I’m gonna ace this test!

MC: Ok, Mammon, I’ll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?

Mammon:1917.

MC: …You’re ready.

Belphegor: I forget but I do NOT forgive.

Belphegor: I’m wandering around hating people and can’t remember why.

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WOW OKAY

Asdfjfks all I did was look at some concept art and think “oh I bet that place would exist in the Devildom” and now all I wanna do is destroy my hands and mind with trying to come up with locations in the Devildom that are outside the main city ahahaaa (๑꒪̇⌄꒪̇๑)

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achoonihaachu:

Younger Brothers React to “Feeling” You…

(Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor)

a/n: i’m sorry this took wayyy longer to post than i hoped! school has been kicking my ass even harder now that it’s the last few months of this school year… once summer vacation starts, i plan on updating as often as possible! i hope you end up liking this! i think it’s a little spicier than the older brothers’ version! ;)

warnings: nsfw prompt! read with caution!, not proofread!

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Going to a military ball with Levi. One that’s underwater, which leads to some questions, but you’re fine bc Levi’s already made sure his favorite normie isn’t going to drown.

He helps pick out an outfit for you and says it’ll go great with your natural bioluminescence and meander lines, which is little confusing at first and he gets a touch embarrassed when asked to explain.

The party is great, and it’s nice to see the business side of Grand Admiral Leviathan.

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still got obey me brain rot so,,,

pact marks with the bros <3

lucifer - his mark only comes with trust. he places it on your shoulder, right on the outside, where he usually puts his hand when you need his reassurance. he gets the appeal of more provocative or convenient placements, but the placement is a reminder of his support. he doesnt want you to forget it.

mammon - his, to some surprise, ends up right between your shoulder blades. its centered around your spine, spreading outwards towards your shoulders and lower back. to mammon, this spot can be quite tender. yes, when he’s excited or proud, it’s where he gives you a congratulatory smack on the back. but its also where he likes to leave soft, breathless kisses. he spends hours there, mapping out your back with his lips. seeing his pact mark there fills him with a smug (but appreciative) feeling.

levi - his mark finds its home on your thigh. right on the front of it, smack in the middle. he likes it there because it can be secretive and covered up, but when you wear shorts and skirts, it can be shown off. he likes it when you show off his mark; it reassures him that you are proud and happy to be associated with him. when you sit next to him, sometimes he rests his hand over it, just to feel the warmth of the mark and your body.

satan - he is very purposeful about his pact mark placement. satan spends plenty of time thinking about where he’d want it to go, where you might like it to go. he gets an idea during one of the times he reads to you. you sit on the other end of the couch, your legs in his lap, and he rests his free hand on your ankle while he reads. he decides to put your mark there, right where he drums his fingers.

asmo - despite his placement’s rather suggestive connotations, asmo’s choice comes from a place of support. he puts his mark on your hip, right where it can be covered by underwear or swimwear if you wish. he uses it as a reminder of highly he thinks of you and your body, no matter what issues or insecurities you may have. when you look at it in the mirror, asmo wants you to think of him, and to treat yourself with the love he has for you. (he also thinks its really hot lmao)

beel - his mark is set on your abdomen, between the crests of your ribcage. its easily covered up, and beel doesn’t mind much whether you want to show it off or not. but he likes holding you around your middle, kissing your stomach and chest, and gently poking you there to get your attention. no other spot would do.

belphie -at first glance, belphie doesn’t seem to care where his mark goes. he carries an indifference about it. but once it’s placed on your chest, in the space under your collarbone, you realize how much he did think about it. when he sleeps on you, he rests his head right where the pact mark is. he wanted to mark his napping spot, and it will forever make you think of sleepy mornings wrapped up in belphie.

@pen-ink-therapy

This is so wholesomeeee. Come. Get the fluff

<3

neptune-cinths:

Treasured 8

entry : here it is, the last and final chapter of my Treasured series !! It’s been 3 months since I’ve updated and I’m still very sorry it took so long :,<<

warning : VIOLENCE, implied drugging, please proceed with caution.

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hearts, reblogs and comments are still very much appreciated !!

“I agree, this unfortunately isn’t limited to this recent encounter.” Simeon agreed to him as the Avatar of Wrath finally sat down in his seat whilst everyone turned their varying gazes towards the older angel. Most of them being filled with anguish, fear and anger. He stood up slowly, his chair moving backwards with a groan of its legs. In Simeon’s black gloved hand held the rest of the small crystals, disguised as actual listening devices.

He opened his mouth and was about to play more of the audios when he was interrupted.

“Hold it.”

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I love this. That’s all I have to say.

And I gotta tell ya, I did not see that ending coming.

Well done bud!

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I’ve never been so lucky

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My babies

I wasn’t ready for this

Okay I have theories about Solomon and his bad food

1 - he just don’t know how to cook (even with recipes in front of him)

2 - Solomon really doesn’t like to cook and does everything wrong on purpose

3 - he invents magic ingredients that have bad taste (is this possible?)

4 - he gets distracted and puts any ingredients that he sees in front of him


Feel free to add more theories

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I’ve never been so lucky

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