I Strongly Believe In My Headcannon That Mammon Is The Most Powerful Brother, But Labeled Second By Diavolo So Lucifer’s Pride Wasn’t Hurt At Rankings.
*Angry Lucifer lovers have entered the chat*
Okay I’m pretty sure that this is a shitpost but hello I am coming back into tumblr space to share my thoughts on this because I love the idea of this, if only because this would take not only Diavolo saying that Lucifer is the strongest, but also Mammon himself actively holding himself back from slapping the shit out of Lucifer and going even further and acting scared as hell every time Lucifer threatens him, which honestly. Is the cutest thought, tbh.
Request by @rae-aizen “honey, could you give us some headcanons about dating thirteen (with a gn! reader)? pretty please??
Dating Thirteen Headcanons
She would be kinda clingy
Would pinch your cheek randomly because she thinks you’re cute
100% Overly flirty with you, even if you’re already in a relationship with eachother
Likes to tease you
Would practice makeup on you(even if you don’t do makeup) and you probably do skin care routines together
Pretty whiny tho
Probably tried to take your soul once too
You and Solomon both run away from her if
she’s on her "testing out my traps” rampage
Would also cup your face and kiss you whenever you do something cute in her eyes
She’s kind of a jealous person so if she sees you talking to much with another person she would grab you and drag you across the hallway, away from that person
If you trip over something she will most definitely catch it on camera and laugh at you but if someone else does it she’s ready to fight a bitch
Would also love to show you her new traps and you might be able to name a few
Might as well name one after you
Sometimes you test the traps out on the brothers (poor mammon)
If you ever feel down she would place kisses all over your face
Rants to you a lot, especially about her sister
Would tell you things that she’s normally not allowed to tell anyone
Thank you for this request!
And have this picture of thirteen that I drew myself
When Beel’s nightmares get bad, Belphie climbs into bed with him. When his nightmares are really bad, Satan will read them to sleep. When they’ve been really REALLY bad, Mammon, Levi and Asmo meet them downstairs and watch a movie.
Lucifer always feels guilty about the nightmares, so he stocks the kitchen with extra sleep-friendly foods.
Beelzebub, showing MC their class notes: …And then I have this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like “Chipotle.”
This boy talks a lot but he’s desperate for affection and love
Please hold him, he may not admit it but he’ll always want to touch you or have you touching him
He’s a big tsundere so you’ll probably have to initiate most of the affection
But you can always find him in whatever room you’re in, whether you’re lounging on the couch or hanging out with one of his brothers
He always wants to be close to you even if he doesn’t want to admit it
He’ll be a lot more likely to initiate affection if you two are alone together
Loves laying on top of you with your legs tangled together while falling asleep
He also likes when you link pinkies with him, it’s a great way to be close and make him blush (although when doesn’t he)
He’ll make excuses whenever you hug making it seem like you started it, “O-Of course you’d want to hug me, wh-who wouldn’t wanna hug the Great Mammon!”
Though if it’s late at night and catch him being particularly vulnerable you can get him hugging you and reassuring you that he feels the same way you do
Being the Prince of Devildom has its ups and downs, one of those downs being that he hasn’t been in many relationships, Diavolo is very busy and he can never be sure whether people like him or his status,
That’s why you are like a breath of fresh air to him
Diavolo knows you love him for who he is which is a relief for him
Especially because that means he can get the affection he desperately craves
He always wants to be touching you in some way
He would love to have you sit in his lap during meetings if you’re comfortable with it
He frequently invites you to the castle for tea and he’ll have a special room for you to stay in whenever you’re over
Although he would love if you feel comfortable enough to sleep in his bed with you
Diavolo seems like he would like to sleep facing each other while holding hands
