#obey mesimeon
Satan be like: DAD YOU’RE EMBARASSING ME INFRONT OF MY CRUSH
Not Diavolo calling Lucifer out
MC: hey Lucifer, what does ILY mean?
Lucifer: *wondering why they are asking* I love you
MC: AW I LOVE YOU TOO
Lucifer: no wait-
MC: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn’t do it
Lucifer: I know, that’s why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out
MC: NO-
MC: Lucifer…..I have bad news and good news
Lucifer: what is the bad news?
MC: Cerberus is trying to kill Mammon, Mammon accidentally broke Levi’s figurines so now Levi is chasing him too, Satan is having a hissy fit, Beel ate Asmo’s nail polish so now he’s pissed.
Lucifer: …… *eye twitch* and the good news?
MC: there is no more bad news
Lucifer: ……..
