#only in gotham
OH SO THAT’S WHAT THAT DOES
YES!!
WEREN’T YOU LISTENING WHEN MOM, AUNT IVY AND AUNTY HARLEY TOLD US THAT?!?!?
So I took some wallets.
Long story short, who wants authentic GCPD police badges and ID’S
Meeeee
MEEEEE!!!!
Please and thank you!
Just got back from a jail break, so I picked up some more.
Cool! I have to work at Arkham on Thursdays, but everyother day of the week I’m on parental leave, so drop by the apartment any time.
…You’d think they’d let me have parental leave in peace, but nooo.
If one more sibling comes to my school to sing under my clasroom’s window I am going to make their life hell
What happened?
Jay and Tim were high as a kite and came to my school just to sing something for me under the window when I was in biology class and my teacher said Addison tell your boyfriends to go home
Oh my gosh! Lol.
Kit you know as well as I do how I felt when my teacher said they are my boyfriends so please don’t laught
I know, I know. Just the fact that they ahowed up during class is hilarious. I sympathise with the situation though.
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
?????
THERES GOOD NEWS AND GOOD NEWS BUT IM VERY SHOCKED ABOUT IT
oh, good i was worried someone might’ve died again
GOOD NEWS: MURDER GRANDMA IS NOT ACTUALLY YOUR GRANDMA
GOOD NEWS: YOUR ACTUAL GRANDMA IS WONDER WOMAN
OH! FANTASTIC! GREAT NEWS! NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION!! BUT ITS GREAT!!
YEP! I AM HALF AMAZON WHICH IS V COOL
IT IS!
do you get to go to their neat island now?
I think so!! I’ll ask mom
that’s so awesome!
if you do,, could you like,, take pictures of some of the architecture, since it’s,,, yknow, original ancient greek and roman design,,, that’s still almost completely intact?
Kiddo I’m gonna ask if I can take you and Pete withme
oh my god, seriously?
pete might be the science geek, but i’m a huge history nerd and i’ve always thought themyscira’s architecture were absolutely breathtaking especially with the waterfallsugh im excited now.
SHE SAID YES
GET YOUR THINGS IM TAKING YOU OUT OF SCHOOL FOR A WEEK WE’RE GOIN THE THEMYSCIRA
FUCK YEAHHHH
SHES BRINGING YOU ANOTHER PET TIGER, APPARENTLY
YES!! OH MY GOD YES!! OH! OH! MALE OR FEMALE??
FEMALE ALSO SHES COMING IN LIKE TEN MINUTES SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PACK FAST
OH SHIT OKAY, OKAY, IM PACKING LIKE A MADMAN RIGHT NOW
YOUR EMERGENCY BAG IS ON THE LOOSE FLOORBOARD UNDER YOUR NIGHTSTAND IF YOU NEED IT
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SPIDER CHILD
OH SHIT YEAH EMERGENCY BAG!
AND I THOUGHT HE WAS AT NED’S?? IS HE NOT???
IM HERE IM HERE HOLD ON LEMME GET THROUGH MY WINDOW
Have fun guys!
me, being raised by an eco-terrorist, a clown themed supervillian with a psychiatric degree and a cat themed cat-burglar and spending the weekends with a billionaire, vigilante with an adoption problem.
And y'all didn’t expect me to end up as a member of the gotham rouges??? Seriously???
What world do you live in?
Shiva kept following me around bc she thought I’d wish her a happy mother’s day-
Is she not aware of the state of our relationship like girl u are quite literally the worst mom ever
I got my AP Lang test coming up which would have been fine if my class WASNT getting interrupted by some d-class villain attack every other day
I visited the Gotham DMV today Im like 100% sure they hired rogues as the workers
I think there was blood on the permit test they gave me
hello friends!!! Im super sorry for not being active :((
AP season’s coming up and I’m super busy with school work and stuff so I havent been able to update my blog as much as I want to
However, I’ll still try to post more often & my ask box is always open (either for me or my character)
love yall!!!
So Brucie came to work hung over. So now I’m getting another pet and naming it Brucie Wayne the second because he accidentally threw up on Emmett. Poor baby looked so confused.
It’s going to live at Wayne enterprises so I needs suggestions people
Hi #OnlyinGotham fans I haven’t posted in a while. I’ve been dealing with a lot, like I called off my wedding, I’ve been looking into getting a horse, and I’m finishing School in the next week or two.
I promise I’ll be back soon because last week Red Hood’s helmet got stolen by Emmett
#onlyinGotham does your Sphinx cat mix get a Rouge’s cat pregnant. Taco is now a father of sixteen kittens. Eight from Cat woman’s cat and eight from RIDDLER’S cat Question. All the kittens are bald with some patches of hair.
Thank’s Taco, now I’m meeting with Riddler and Catwoman on what to do about your womanizig ways. I should have left you on that street corner where I found you.
#onlyingotham do you run into a Rouge while you’re on a date with your fiancé, he recognizes you.
He’s a Riddler thug, we were in band together, and he graduated a two years before me. He has a beautiful wife and son. Honestly it was a good night until Riddler attacked the restaurant.
Hopefully Mark’s going to be out before the wedding.
So apparently I have to introduce myself and why I post so much #onlyingotham
I’m a personal assistant in WE. I’ve know Bruce Wayne since I was a kid, I was friends with Jason when we lived in Crime alley. My dad suddenly got custody when Jason moved in with Bruce Wayne.
I know the Wayne’s, I didn’t get adopted because I’m blonde with green eyes. They hired me though, their mistake. Thanks to this job I got an apartment on the patrol route, Mr Drake was the one who suggested it and put a good word in for me.
You can ask me anything, I will reveal even if you don’t. I will and have beat clowns with musical instruments, watched my skunk eat a bat boomerang, and more.
#onlyingotham do you not get arrested for beating Joker with a Ukulele.
Nightwing was recording, called it an original song. Red Hood was strangely still. I wasn’t stopped until Buzzkill *cough* I mean Batman showed up.
RIP my ukulele Kenneth
Dick Grayson is one of those hot Cheetos girls, but only when eating Cheetos. I found out because I was in a meeting about my first #onlyingotham post. When I find out who snitched and left me to that torture, I’m turning your knee caps into cat toys
Apparently Leaves from the Vine makes Bruce Wayne ugly cry. I used to be friends with Jason. Today was a sad day at the office
Leaves from the vine
Falling so slow
Like fragile tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
Come marching home
Brave soldier boy
Comes marching home
So I live in a nice apartment. It’s a good size. I have two dogs, three cats, an adorable Skunk, one tea cup pig, a saltwater tank with an octopus, and a different tank that holds the pygmy mouse cult.
Sometimes I sit out on my balcony and watch the Bats because they patrol in my area. Batman favors Osborn the Octopus. Nightwing will basically knock on my window until he can pet my munchkin cat Bacon. Black Bat has brought Brisket, my tabby cat, ice cream. Bat Girl comes in to feed the Pygmy Mice on Thursdays. Red Hood calls Emmett (my Staffie) his godson and takes him walking. Red Robin comes in and Coddles old man Buddy (my senior chihuahua mix). Signial likes to drop by for Taco, the third cat that looks like he lost a fight with a blender. Robin likes to come up for Figgy the piggy, Robin is the reason I have that damn pig.
Now you may be wondering, what about Freerealestate, the skunk. He’s eaten a baterrang thing, peed on Robin, bitten Red Robin, Signial has been chased, the girls don’t pay attention to him because he hisses when they try, and Batman called him a rouge.
He’s RedHood’s other favorites
So as an employee of Wayne industries I see a lot of people I don’t want to talk to and neither do the bosses. One of those people nobody wants to talk to is Captain Chrome Dome himself, Lex Luthor.
Now I had just gotten done babysitting my half brother and he had given me his play phone that plays nursery rhymes and teaches you numbers and letters. It had flashing lights and everything. I say had because you’ll find out soon enough.
Now Bruce Wayne and I have a “get me the hell out” signal. I usually can make up a lame excuse or pull a fire alarm or something, but today I was in the meeting. So when he flashed the signal I knew there was only one thing to do.
I handed him the play phone while it was singing the ABC’s. Bald Patch looked bewildered as Mr Wayne took the phone and started loudly sing the ABC’s back as I lead the Human Spinx Cat out and to his car.
I didn’t get the phone back in one piece, let me know if you want to know why.
So I live in Gotham, I work at Wayne industries and always bring my two dogs, Buddy and Emmett. It’s a daily ritual for Mr Drake to come and treat the pups, sometimes even Damien Wayne comes in to pet them.
Unfortunately two days ago they were stolen. I had to explain this to Mr Wayne and Drake. They looked murderous and left.
That night I got Red Robin and Robin in my apartment with my pups and changed my locks. I found out my ex had taken my dogs. They got nice welcome back packages from Mr. Drake and Mr Wayne.
I just saw Bruce Wayne rocking a pink t-shirt that says Pageant Mom in glitter, dress pants, one flip flop, one cow boy boot, and a nice neon yellow boa. He was riding a skate board and drinking a Hurricane. Every time someone asked if he was okay he just said, “Life’s a party, I’m the pinata, and god is a 13 year old with anger issues whose parents just announced their divorce”.
I don’t know if this is a mood or if I should be concerned.
