#panic at the disco
Brendon, into the microphone: how’s everybody doing tonight?
Crowd:WOO
Ryan, from the back in a normal voice: it’s been a tough few months.
Ian: I never let anything like common sense or the concern from dear friends get in the way of me having a good time.
Brendon, tired: god, I really wish you would.
Ian: I never let anything like common sense or the concern from dear friends get in the way of me having a good time.
Brendon, tired: god, I really wish you would.
Sisky: Ryan, you get all my uwus.
Ryan: I what??
Brendon:
Ryan:
Brendon: he loves you.
Ryan: oh. Uh, uwu you too kid.
Sisky: Ryan, you get all my uwus.
Ryan: I what??
Brendon:
Ryan:
Brendon: he loves you.
Ryan: oh. Uh, uwu you too kid.
Pete: are any of you straight?
Brent: *raises hand*
Joe: *raises hand*
Spencer: *raises hand*
Ryan: *slowly puts his hand up*
Brendon: *grabs Ryan’s hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down*
Pete: are any of you straight?
Brent: *raises hand*
Joe: *raises hand*
Spencer: *raises hand*
Ryan: *slowly puts his hand up*
Brendon: *grabs Ryan’s hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down*
Ryan, watching Brendon from a distance: he could kill me anytime and I’d thank him.
William: I’d thank him too.
Ryan, watching Brendon from a distance: he could kill me anytime and I’d thank him.
William: I’d thank him too.
His Side: we do it for the girls and the gays, that’s it!
His Side: we do it for the girls and the gays, that’s it!
[the doctor’s office]
Doctor, holding up a model of a spine: this is your spine.
Sisky: what? Put it back!
[the doctor’s office]
Doctor, holding up a model of a spine: this is your spine.
Sisky: what? Put it back!
Sisky: HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAD RYAN? HE’S ABOUT THIS TALL, BROWN HAIR, CLEARLY GAY BUT WE HAVEN’T HAD THE TALK
Sisky: HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAD RYAN? HE’S ABOUT THIS TALL, BROWN HAIR, CLEARLY GAY BUT WE HAVEN’T HAD THE TALK
Shane:
Ryan: shut up.
Shane: I didn’t even say anything-
Shane:
Ryan: shut up.
Shane: I didn’t even say anything-
Ryan: you know, you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
Brendon: and you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now.
Ryan: you know, you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
Brendon: and you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now.
Dallon: how do you do?
Sisky: how do I do what?
