#adam siska
is this ryan and sisky
area 51: throam edition
let’s pretend area 51 memes are still relevant
good morning to adam t. siska and him only
Sisky, doing a crossword puzzle: I need a four letter word for gay.
Spencer:Ryan.
Sisky:
Sisky: it fits!
Girl: I’m a big country fan.
Sisky: China is very large.
Sisky: why would anyone wanna hurt Ryan?
William: I don’t know, maybe because they met him?
Ryan: here’s a grammar tip.
Ryan: ‘farther’ is for physical distance.
Ryan: ‘further’ is for metaphorical distance.
Ryan: ‘father’ is for emotional distance.
Sisky: …who hurt you?
Cassie, holding Sisky’s hand over her stomach so he can feel the baby kick: sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.
Jon: it’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.
Ryan: top 10 things Jon said on his wedding night.
Sisky: woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!
Ryan: top 10 things Cassie said on her wedding night.
Cassie:*laughs*
Jon: stop laughing at it, Cas!
Sisky: top 10 things Jon said on his wedding night!
Sisky: hey Ryan-
Ryan:no.
Sisky: you don’t even know what I was gonna say-
Ryan: I don’t care, I can guarantee the answer is gonna be no.
Sisky: Ryan, you get all my uwus.
Ryan: I what??
Brendon:
Ryan:
Brendon: he loves you.
Ryan: oh. Uh, uwu you too kid.
[the doctor’s office]
Doctor, holding up a model of a spine: this is your spine.
Sisky: what? Put it back!
Sisky: HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAD RYAN? HE’S ABOUT THIS TALL, BROWN HAIR, CLEARLY GAY BUT WE HAVEN’T HAD THE TALK
Dallon: how do you do?
Sisky: how do I do what?
