#philosophy meme

Plato: it’s always who was Socrates not how was Socrates

Xenophon: socrates was in fact a rat bastard-

nobody:

not a soul:

herodotus: so. here’s the thing about horses. they’re TERRIFIED of camels, yeah? they can’t even look at them, they can’t even SMELL them…

happy early valentines kids

sartred:

sartred:

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020:

i think about this every day

can you just imagine baby Foucault behind the bars of his crib going: hmm

hmmm

adding a lil communism to the page

(not mine so pls dm if it’s urs and i can credit )

mycrushon:

A philosopher: so here is my treatise on OverThinking Things lmk what u think!!

Some philosophers: you did great sweetie! Revolutionary thinking! Awesome job!

Other philosophers: the fact that you really thought this was good enough to publish says it all. Henceforth you are my Enemy and here is my 400 page response detailing exactly how stupid and fucked up you and your ideas are, idiot

and then there’s the homoerotic tension