#histories
nobody:
not a soul:
herodotus: so. here’s the thing about horses. they’re TERRIFIED of camels, yeah? they can’t even look at them, they can’t even SMELL them…
for those of you who dont know, shakespeares histories are kind of like a 1590s cinematic universe bc each one constitutes a direct sequel to the one before, picking up right where the last one left off and continuing a larger story. chronologically the plays start out with gay fool king richard ii, who gets overthrown by henry bolingbroke (later henry iv). this starts off a shitton of debates on whether or not the “anointed king” can or should be deposed and what exactly constitutes a betrayal of the people and a failed state; meanwhile rich people are scheming, lying, and stealing while regular people want justice for their torments and cavalries are like swinging swords around and “dewing the grass with blood” and it’s kinda macabre but kinda sick af. now the histories span decades of time but king dick ii, who starts it all off, kicks the bucket after just five acts. so, while it is kind of All About Him, hes still Dead. if i had unlimited budget, i’d stage the histories in quick succession, like one night one play and then the next play the night after, and after dick ii dies i would have him stick around and haunt the audience as they watch the other plays, popping up every now and then unnoticed by the characters to deliver commentary on the proceedings. like
henry iv, who just deposed a king: you cant just depose a king
king dicks ghost, sitting in the front row:wow