#precure kurumi

Horoscope: You know what they say, gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette. Unfortunately for you that means sacrificing someone close to you to gain immortality. Your lucky color today is yellow.

Please bear in mind that Kurumi here is one of my favorites, and not one of the ones I’d leave behind at a gas station on a long car trip. 

I’m guilty of a lot but playing favorites ain’t one of them. 

Horoscope: The only thing holding you back from your dreams is you, and the threat of imprisonment. 

*caption replaced by ominous guitar sting and a rattlesnake rattling.* 

Horoscope: Exciting changes await you in the coming days as Evolution decides you’ve been getting a little TOO comfy in your unique evolutionary niche.

Laura is pure evil and she’s not even trying to hide it. I haven’t seen this level of pure big-bitch debochin energy since Milk Prime. 

To be clear, this is a VERY VERY GOOD THING. 

See you all on friday!