#yes precure

Horoscope: You know what they say, gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette. Unfortunately for you that means sacrificing someone close to you to gain immortality. Your lucky color today is yellow.

Please bear in mind that Kurumi here is one of my favorites, and not one of the ones I’d leave behind at a gas station on a long car trip. 

I’m guilty of a lot but playing favorites ain’t one of them. 

Horoscope: The only thing holding you back from your dreams is you, and the threat of imprisonment. 

*caption replaced by ominous guitar sting and a rattlesnake rattling.* 

Horoscope: The first step is admitting you have a problem.  The second step is throwing a large rock at the person who said you had a problem. The third step is going back to pretending you don’t have a problem.

Bunbee is about to experience round two of the second step in the back there- modified for the holiday, of course. 

Happy Easter! Or if you don’t celebrate, happy Pastel Lolita Appreciation Day! 

Horoscope: Lie to yourself all you want- you know your house isn’t properly childproofed. Those black-eyed children just keep getting back IN somehow.

Thank you to @precuredaily for the cap. 

Horoscope: Exciting changes await you in the coming days as Evolution decides you’ve been getting a little TOO comfy in your unique evolutionary niche.

Laura is pure evil and she’s not even trying to hide it. I haven’t seen this level of pure big-bitch debochin energy since Milk Prime. 

To be clear, this is a VERY VERY GOOD THING. 

See you all on friday! 

Horoscope: Conflicts at work and at home are cleared up instantly this week when you decide that all women are basically just crazy bitches.

You, most of all.