#queueing
I’m sorry but there’s nothing funnier than this:
I shot a glance at Jeeves. He allowed his right eyebrow to flicker slightly, which is as near as he ever gets to a display of the emotions.
“Hullo?” I yipped.
“Let me in, blast you!” responded Tuppy’s voice from without. “Who locked this door?”
I consulted Jeeves once more in the language of the eyebrow. He raised one of his. I raised one of mine. He raised his other. I raised my other. Then we both raised both. Finally, there seeming no other policy to pursue, I flung wide the gates and Tuppy came shooting in.
“Now what?” I said, as nonchalantly as I could manage.
“Why was the door locked?” demanded Tuppy.
I was in pretty good eyebrow-raising form by now, so I gave him a touch of it.(Right Ho, Jeeves, PG Wodehouse)
bruce banner at a minor inconvenience, unbothered: that’s ok
the hulk, ready to throw down:
for Some Reason™ charles and erik end up multiverse hopping and after seeing many universes, Erik sighs and asks, “how come I am always the villain?” and Charles laughs and says, “perhaps some things are set in stone, old friend.”
and then their guide goes, “actually, it’s roughly fifty-fifty which one of you turns evil, humanity just doesn’t survive very long in the timelines where it’s xavier.”
EVIL CHARLES XAVIER
qv:
i feel like mice need a new ability- they have SqueakingandBe Small, but they need something new or else they’re just underpowered.
This is actually really insensitive post and to try and generalize all mice to two abilities is really sad and telling on your own part. mice have many great abilities and can do much more than just SqueakingandBe Small, mouse can actually run in the ball or on the wheel or eat a cracker or clean behind their ears or do cocaine or drive surprisingly well for such little guys.
Benadryl madness masterpost
Sorry I haven’t posted in a bit. Life.
YES!!!
Have I posted this already? Oh well. It’s important!
Keep going!
There’s no one else like you!
I’m pretty sure I posted this before. Or something very similar. Oh well! Still super important and some great affirmations!
Sorry I haven’t been posting lately! Life got in the way! I’ll do better!!!