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{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners
Investing for beginners
Fundamentals of investing:
- What’s the REAL Rate of Return on the Stock Market?
- Do NOT Make This Disastrous Beginner Mistake With Your Retirement Funds
- The Dark Magic of Financial Horcruxes: How and Why to Diversify Your Assets
- Dafuq Is Interest? And How Does It Work for the Forces of Darkness?
- Booms, Busts, Bubbles, and Beanie Babies: How Economic Cycles Work
- When Money in the Bank Is a Bad Thing: Understanding Inflation and Depreciation
Investing Deathmatch series:
- Investing Deathmatch: Managed Funds vs. Index Funds
- Investing Deathmatch: Traditional IRA vs. Roth IRA
- Investing Deathmatch: Investing in the Stock Market vs. Just… Not
- Investing Deathmatch: Stocks vs. Bonds
- Investing Deathmatch: Timing the Market vs. Time IN the Market
- Investing Deathmatch: Paying off Debt vs. Investing in the Stock Market
Now that we’ve covered the basics, are you ready to invest but don’t know where to begin? We recommend starting small with micro-investing through our partner Acorns. They’ll round up your purchases to the nearest dollar and invest the change in a nicely diversified portfolio of stocks, bonds, and ETFs. Easy as eating pancakes: Start small with Acorns
Alternative investments:
- Bullshit Reasons Not to Buy a House: Refuted
- Investing in Cryptocurrency is Bad and Stupid
- So I Got Chickens, Part 1: Return on Investment
- Twelve Reasons Senior Pets Are an Awesome Investment
- How To Save for Retirement When You Make Less Than $30,000 a Year
Understanding the stock market:
- Ask the Bitches Pandemic Lightning Round: “Did Congress Really Give $1.5 Trillion to Wall Street?”
- Season 3, Episode 2: “I Inherited Money. Should I Pay Off Debt, Invest It, or Blow It All on a Car?”
- Money Is Fake and GameStop Is King: What Happened When Reddit and a Meme Stock Tanked Hedge Funds
- Season 3, Episode 7: “I’m Finished With the Basic Shit. What Are the Advanced Financial Steps That Only Rich People Know?”
Retirement plans:
- Dafuq Is a Retirement Plan and Why Do You Need One?
- Procrastinating on Opening a Retirement Account? Here’s 3 Ways That’ll Fuck You Over
- How to Painlessly Run the Gauntlet of a 401k Rollover
- Ask the Bitches: “Can I Quit With Unvested Funds? Or Am I Walking Away From Too Much Money?”
- Workplace Benefits and Other Cool Side Effects of Employment
- You Need to Talk to Your Parents About Their Retirement Plan
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Recessions:
- Season 1, Episode 12: “Should I Believe the Fear-Mongering about Another Recession?”
- There’s a Storm a’Comin’: What We Know About the Next Recession
- Ask the Bitches: How Do I Prepare for a Recession?
- A Brief History of the 2008 Crash and Recession: We Were All So Fucked
- Ask the Bitches Pandemic Lightning Round: “Is This the Right Time To Start Investing?”
For nearly 250 years, the United States has recovered from enormous economic and political shocks, including the Civil War, two World Wars, the Great Depression, and the high inflation and oil crises of the 1970s. Following each of these events, the U.S. economy returned to its previous economic trend.
In sharp contrast to this historical record of recovery, ten years after the Great Recession of 2007-2009, the U.S. economy shows no sign of recovering as it did following previous downturns — an unprecedented failure.
Some food for thought
At the very least I’d say it’s a strong indicator of discretionary spending amongst lower to upper middle class men. Probably in line with things like steakhouse profits on work nights.
We’re absolutely in a recession.
It’s just that the people who are in charge of handling money and reporting on money are doing the same shit they always do and refuse to give a genuine public estimation of the economy so that they can move their money out of the stock market/housing market/etc. prior to any potential crash.
Here’s the currently available proof:
Housing
-Housing market is fucked and the Dallas Federal Bank admits it
-I know Reddit is the worst website (tied with Twitter), but there is literally a whole subreddit dedicated to real estate professionals talking about how fucked we are
Global Economics
-The OECD released their preliminary report earlier this week, stating that inflation is currently expected to rise to nearly 9% this year.
This equates to the loss of just about over one month of wages in purchasing power.
This decrease in financial stability/purchasing power is expected to last well into 2023– Assuming things don’t get even more fucked before then, which is a real possibility.
Job Market
-The tech sector is rescinding job offers and removing job listings in a constant stream of panic over the cost of hiring any new workers.
This is important because it’s a great indicator that the classic “we’re fucked” cycle is beginning:
1) Businesses panic and do as much as possible to avoid having to pay people / do everything they can to minimise expenses, resulting in more unemployment due to lack of job opportunities in key sectors as well as a lot of people getting fired.
2) This results in even less money for people to spend on necessities (let alone anything else), resulting in even less money re-entering the economy on several levels.
3) This results in more recession/price fuckery and immediate crisis, including increases in homelessness as rent becomes unpayable and houses are impossible to afford, increased food poverty and increased inability to pay for any medication(s) etc. impacting on already shitty public health, and so on.
4) Nobody can buy anything, which means nothing is being bought, which means general strife for both actual people and also increasingly more and more pressure is put on businesses/services/etc., who can no longer afford to continue operating due to loss of sales etc., which results in even more severe fuckery.
Critical services such as healthcare providers (primarily clinics / hospitals) and educational centres are not immune to this effect, especially not in hyper-capitalist shit-show economies like the USA.
So whatever shitty services you have in your area, will straight up just not be there anymore at all if it gets to a certain level of fucked. Quality of services will continue to decline and become even more limited as shit gets fucked, as part of the lead-up to a total collapse and shut down.
This cycle tends to go two directions after a certain point, largely depending on the underlying political context:
A) Combination 2008/Great Depression sequel: Stock market shits the bed, line go down but cannot be dragged back up by suit wearing shitheads anymore, the average population suffers in just about every way.
or
B) Money Printer Gets Fucked (the Fed in the USA sure as hell has been printing money they can’t afford to print for a while now). You can refer to the hyperinflation of the Weimar Republic for a good picture of what this looks like.
Stock Market / The Federal Bank
-Speaking of the stock market and Fed fuckery, the USA Federal Bank now has over $2 TRILLION in reverse repo, which means the money printer is also shitting the bed, but in a roundabout bullshit low key way– But it is still shitting the bed.
I could keep going, but I mean, I think it’s clear that we’re fucked.
I didn’t even factor in supply chain issues, the multiple public health crises we are currently dealing with/which are currently developing, or anything else.
It’s pretty clear that we’re fucked, and nobody with the power to actually announce this or give any kind of fair warning to the general public will do so, because as we have seen over and over again, they are doing everything possible to avoid mentioning what is actually happening so that they can move their own money around as fast as possible in an effort to avoid getting fucked themselves.
Meanwhile, we will all be fucked.
Some food for thought
At the very least I’d say it’s a strong indicator of discretionary spending amongst lower to upper middle class men. Probably in line with things like steakhouse profits on work nights.