#relationship goals

iloveitintheasss:

sempatikadam:

DAAAMMMAAA

photografya:

blakewell:

peaches-and-tacos:

Imagine making your girl wear her lush around the house while you both do your own thing and casually playing with the intensity throughout the day but never enough to make her cum. Then after edging her for hours and hours, ask her what’s been going through her mind all day and give her everything she’s wanted you to do to her. And when she can’t take any more, tell her to just rest while you run and get her some water, snacks and a towel to clean her up, and once you make sure she’s cared for, pull her close to you and kiss her forehead, and thank her for being such a good girl for you and how much you love her before falling asleep cuddling.

@halloween-baby

rederiswrites:

rederiswrites:

rederiswrites:

Just did “Are ya winning son?” on my son and he was thoroughly amused. Also he was winning.

Also can say, “what have you got there?” at any point and get a chorus of, “A knife!” “No!”

My daughter said “Press F to pay respects” in the middle of a serious conversation at dinner the other day.

My husband, on the other hand, spends most of his social media time on, like, videos of power hammers and discussions of metal sculpture, so we have to explain things to him to facilitate communication. He’s a quick study, though, and understands entirely what “easily one of the meals I’ve had all week” or “I seem to be winning at fibromyalgia diagnosis; a thing that is totally reasonable to want and possible to achieve” mean. I showed him Taxidermy Fox at one point and after that he started calling our elderly cat taxidermy cat, which is cruel but, uh, totally fair.

I’m trying to put my son to bed, and of course he’s talking about video games. And he’s talking about leveling up weapons, and accidentally says, “And they can’t exactly wift leights to get stronger, so… Wait. Wift leights?” And we had a good giggle, and then he went on with his theory. And when he was done, I waited a beat, then said, “Or maybe they just wift leights.” And he starts to laugh, but I say, “Typo in the group chat–” and in unison, we finish, “Now you went and fucked up!”

We’ve been cry-laughing for like three minutes.

#relationship goals

happy valentine’s day .

idk-anymore-dude:

Just because I’m up thinking at 3:33am

Go ahead and reblog to share that wealth. Good morning, y'all!!!