#rip brinker
Finny, to Brinker: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, because a summer’s day is not a bitch!
Gene:*sneezes*
Finny: Are you sick?? Here, let me wrap you up in a blanket and make you some warm soup. You poor thing :(((
Brinker:*sneezes*
Finny: Oh my God shut the fuck up
Brinker: I’ll go for a walk somewhere I’m appreciated!
Gene: That’ll be a long walk
Finny: Gene, what did I tell you about comparing Brinker to the Devil?
Gene: That it’s offensive to the Devil?
Brinker: Sorry, lost my cool there for a second
Finny: Can’t lose what you never had