#incorrect a separate peace
Chet: What scares you the most?
Finny:Werewolves
Brinker:Sharks
Gene: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards an inevitable death
Leper:Gene
Brinker: Leper… can I be frank with you?
Leper: Well sure Frank, if you prefer it to Brinker.
Finny, to Gene, right after the mock trial: hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don’t mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn’t that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy…
Gene: If you had 10 cookies and I asked for 5 how many would you have?
Finny:None
Gene: Finny, this is basic math. Don’t mess with m-
Finny: I would give them all to you because you’re my best friend!
Gene: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my house immediately.
Finny, to Brinker: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, because a summer’s day is not a bitch!
Gene: One day I hope I’m the person who walks into a room and all eyes are on them
Leper: The trick is to get a really big hat and scream
Finny: You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry
Brinker: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had stable mental health for more than 48 hours?
Leper
Gene: I’m cold
Quackenbush: Like my heart
Gene: Now is not the time for us to debate which one of us is more dead inside
Finny: Am I right, Brinker?
Brinker: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be honest I wasn’t listening
Kidnapper: I have your son
Finny: I don’t have a son
Kidnapper: So who’s this kid talking about snails and asking if we can go skiing?
Finny: Oh my god you have Leper!
Finny: Hey Gene! Nice hair!
Gene, internally: Oh my god, the first piece of positive reinforcement I’ve received in 6 months. Respond appropriately
Gene: Thank you. I grew it myself
Gene, internally:DAMMIT!
Finny: I hate going into the kitchen and realizing I’m the only snack in the house
Finny: Everything is going to be alright. It’s just a crush
Gene: Hey Finny
Finny: I’m in love with you
Brinker: If I were in the tree I simply would not have fallen
Leper: Bro, Finny was in there and got the limb jounced out from under him. Not worth it
Brinker: Rip to Finny, but I’m different
Gene, yelling: Brinker! Brinker!!
Finny: Brinker Hadley!!
Gene: How many Brinkers do you think there are at this school?
Gene: I may say “fuck school,” and my god do I mean it, but I’ll cry if I get a damn B
Gene: Finny, I think you should play the role of my father
Finny: I don’t wanna be your father
Gene: That’s perfect! You already know your lines
Gene: I didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself
Gene: I’ve only known Finny for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself
Brinker: I am lost for words!
Leper: Despite being lost for words, Brinker yelled at me for the next twenty-five minutes
