#gene forrester
A Separate Peace
Finny: Hey Doctor! Are the results of my tests ready? I’m dying from curiosity!
Dr. Stanpole:Heh.
Dr. Stanpole: Not only from curiosity.
Chet: What scares you the most?
Finny:Werewolves
Brinker:Sharks
Gene: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards an inevitable death
Leper:Gene
Gene: If you had 10 cookies and I asked for 5 how many would you have?
Finny:None
Gene: Finny, this is basic math. Don’t mess with m-
Finny: I would give them all to you because you’re my best friend!
Gene: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my house immediately.
Gene: One day I hope I’m the person who walks into a room and all eyes are on them
Leper: The trick is to get a really big hat and scream
Gene: I’m cold
Quackenbush: Like my heart
Gene: Now is not the time for us to debate which one of us is more dead inside
Finny: Hey Gene! Nice hair!
Gene, internally: Oh my god, the first piece of positive reinforcement I’ve received in 6 months. Respond appropriately
Gene: Thank you. I grew it myself
Gene, internally:DAMMIT!
Finny: Everything is going to be alright. It’s just a crush
Gene: Hey Finny
Finny: I’m in love with you
Gene, yelling: Brinker! Brinker!!
Finny: Brinker Hadley!!
Gene: How many Brinkers do you think there are at this school?
Gene: I may say “fuck school,” and my god do I mean it, but I’ll cry if I get a damn B
Gene: Finny, I think you should play the role of my father
Finny: I don’t wanna be your father
Gene: That’s perfect! You already know your lines
Gene: I didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself
Gene: I’ve only known Finny for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself
Brownie: Let me get this straight
Leper: More like let me run this BI you
Gene: Let’s see how this PANS out
Brinker: Hopefully we’ll ACE this
Finny:…
Finny: I’m gay.
Gene:*sneezes*
Finny: Are you sick?? Here, let me wrap you up in a blanket and make you some warm soup. You poor thing :(((
Brinker:*sneezes*
Finny: Oh my God shut the fuck up
Brinker: Gene, do you have a bag I could borrow?
Gene: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Brinker: Literally all you had to do was say no
Brinker: I’ll go for a walk somewhere I’m appreciated!
Gene: That’ll be a long walk
Gene: When I’m stressed I like to go and sit on a surface that isn’t meant to be sat on because when tomorrow comes, I will be faced with even more challenges and I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what “is” and “is not” a “chair
Finny: Okay babe, whatever you say
Finny: Gene, what did I tell you about comparing Brinker to the Devil?
Gene: That it’s offensive to the Devil?
Gene: Next time I’m opening up to someone is my autopsy
Gene: I can’t compete with you physically and you’re no match for my brains
Finny: You’re that smart?
Gene: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Finny:Yes
Gene:Morons
Gene, sighing: I’ve never had a real friend before…
Finny: I can be your friend!
Gene:…
Gene: I’ve also never had a boyfriend