#rivendell elves
My Incorrect Universe #90
*when I first met everyone after coming back Middle Earth from my world after a long break before marrying Thranduil*
Me: I love everyone equally! There’s Thranduil, Legolas…..uh…..
Me: *looks at smudged writing on hand*
Me, sweating profusely: Elmers,Thorax, Brad and …
Me: *squints hard*
Me: Helmet and Lint….
Everyone:
Thranduil: *practically screeching and wheezing in laughter and rolling on the ground*
Legolas: *holding back giggles as his body shakes*
Gandalf, pointing at himself and Bilbo: Do you at least recall us?
Me, full of confidence: Of course! This is Bimbo and you’re Dumbled- I mean Gandhi ahahahah…..
Legolas: *giving up on controlling his laughter* HELMET. HALDIR SHE CALLED YOU HELMET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Haldir,legit traumatized: I do not deserve this
*Everyone rushes to me to ask whether I remember them*
Me: *was just teasing everyone and now am genuinely taking pleasure in it as I mispronounce everyone’s name on purpose*
Thranduil teasing the others (Especially Elrond and Thorin) about this incident for the rest of their lives: