Hey, all! Come checkout my and various other artists’ RoseGarden pieces for preorder in the RoseGarden Fanzine!
All funds will be going towards the Child Mind Institute, a charity dedicated to the mental health development of children with special needs, learning disabilities and more. Many incredibly talented people have pulled together to give you all something special, that will also benefit someone else.
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Morning reblog! Don’t worry, this is the only time I’m doing this Lol. RG Fanzine for preorder at only $6.50! Comes out on the 22nd of December. Get yours today!
Hey, all! Come checkout my and various other artists’ RoseGarden pieces for preorder in the RoseGarden Fanzine!
All funds will be going towards the Child Mind Institute, a charity dedicated to the mental health development of children with special needs, learning disabilities and more. Many incredibly talented people have pulled together to give you all something special, that will also benefit someone else.
Give back to kids for the holidays. Preorder here, and if you’d like to donate to the charity separately, donate here!
Jaune:*Glares at Yang and Blake giggling and feeding each other finger foods*
*Jaune runs up, flips the table over scattering food and making the two girls jump before running away - escaping through their 23rd floor window*
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Ruby:Mmmmm.*Is kissed*
Oscar:*Pulls back from kiss, smiling gently*
Jaune:*Irritated*
Oscar:*Steps back* How about we take Jaune home, baby?
Jaune:*RKO outta nowhere’s Oscar*
Ruby:*Shrieks*What the heck, Jaune!?
Jaune:*Is too busy being a viper, hissing and staring at the unconscious Oscar’s body*
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Glynda:*Laughs cheerfully into scroll* Oh Bart–
*Jaune angrily runs up and slaps her scroll to the ground, stomps it into pieces, glares at her and then proceeds to sprint out of the rebuilding Vale*
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Nora:HA! You’re no match for Renny and me’s sick combos, fearless leader! *Button mashes as Ren smiles next to her*
Ren:*Rubs Nora’s back*
Jaune:*Triggered af, proceeds to fall back on years of video gaming and utterly destroys them both*
Nora:Awww. We’re dead, Renny.
Ren:I wouldn’t have it any other way than together, Nora. *Nora tears up*
*Glass shatters as Jaune chucks the console out the window and dives out of it like a professional swimmer*
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Weiss:*Excitedly*And then he actually proposed! Right there, with the sunset and the waves crashing on the beach and *tears up a bit* it was just so romantic of him.
Sun:Gotta give it to my boy, conquering the ocean for his girl is pretty cool.
Neptune:*Blushes*
*Jaune has had enough of the engagement party, flings glass of wine at Weiss whose mouth drops open as she drips with it and steals Sun’s glass from a stunned hand, does the same to Neptune*
Jaune: Good day! *Storms off*
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Raven:*Uncomfortable, embarrassed* You actually mean that, don’t you?
Tai:*Very serious* Do you think I’d joke about something like this, Rae?
*Raven looks sad, but hopeful. Jaune, who was busy digging up a tree for Tai felt his blood boil and chucked a huge amount of dirt at the two of them*
Tai:*Yells and falls into his house*
Raven:*Spitting, yanking at the chest of her top before freezing* MY HAIR!!!
*Jaune runs*
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Qrow:*Clapping Winter’s cheeks*
Winter:*Getting clapped and loving it*
Jaune:*Enters room, freezes*
Also Jaune: *Aims scroll at the two and takes a picture*
Qrow:What the fuck!? *Trying to hide his dick*
Winter:*Lets out a little scream and tries to pull pants up* N-no, please, delete it - aaahhhh, he’s leaving! *Sprints after him*
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Maria: Ahh, I’ve been waiting all day for this.
*Happily eating pistachio ice cream cone*
Jaune:*Angrily smacks her cone to the sidewalk, splattering and shattering it* Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit!
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Jaune:*Walking into his apartment after several annoying days angrily* –with that shit, I ain’t even gonna play with that shit! If I can’t be happy, in love or getting laid then nobody can!
Jaune:
Jaune:*Looks at Neo stretched across his couch, laying there and sleeping peacefully beneath a big, comfy pink blanket with her hair mussed from sleep and looking adorable*
Jaune:*Realizes*Oh shit! I forgot I amhappy, in love and am getting laid on a regular basis! *Slaps himself in the face* Fuck. Equality for all. Forgive me, adorable love of my life, but Mama Arc didn’t raise no bitch!
*Runs at Neo, who wakes up bleary eyed and to the sight of Jaune doing a front flip towards her tiny, sleepy frame*
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Jaune:And that’s how I wound up in the hospital. I senton’d my girlfriend, Neo roundhouse kicked me in the head and then put me through the kitchen table and I’m very sorry.
Neo:*Nods grumpily*
Everyone Jaune Fucked With:Good.*Walks off because they’re still pissed*
Jaune:*Sighs* I’m going to be kissing so much ass and not all of it’s gonna be yours, Neo.
Neo:*Pokes him in a broken rib*
Jaune: Ow! I deserved that. Oh. I deserve it. *Winces*Ohhhh. I’m on the couch, aren’t I?
Neo:*Holds a finger up*
Jaune:Awww man, a month? *Neo gives him an ‘are you serious right now?’ face* Yeah alright. Stupid brain, always getting me in trouble.
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Hey, look who wrote Snowbird into one of these despite not liking Snowbird at all.
