#ryan the manager

incorrect-bbs-misfits-au-quotes:

Manager Ryan: People ask me how I run the Misfits so easily.

Ryan: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over these fuckes whatsoever. This morning, Swagger called me into the office and when I walked in, Mason shot me in the throat with a paintball.

Ryan: Okay so we pretty much have the money to do a Japan trip-

iNoToRiOuS:Dibs.

Ryan:What?

iNoToRiOuS: I call dibs on the trip to Japan.

Ryan: But we-

iNoToRiOuS, already packed: Sorry, you snooze you lose.