#sam vimes
I am torn between my excitement for reading a queer love story and my Sam Vimes-level dislike of monarchy.
Summary: In the bustling city of Ankh-Morpork, a murder has taken place. Not especially unusual, but such a case happens to be the first for a new recruit to the City Watch; a working-class boy from the Ramtops called Ron Weasley.
(This is my first time writing for Discworld characters and my last writing for HP characters, so hopefully I haven’t messed up any characterisations too badly)
Tagging:@thefandompixie
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The night had always been a time to be afraid of.
It was ingrained into humanity, a distant memory from the time where a fire in a cave was the only safe harbour from the things that lurked beyond. Things with teeth and instincts that came canine-in-canine with them.
Ankh-Morpork at night was roughly similar. Except the creatures in the dark took your wallet as well.
Commander Samuel Vimes - Guarding the Dark
if you wanna see the sketch I uploaded it here a little bit ago.
He was the most civilized man she’d ever met. Not a gentleman, thank goodness, but a gentle man.
Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
“‘Anyway, I’m a wolf living with people, and there’s a name for wolves that live with people. If he whistled, I’d come running.’ Vimes tried not to show his embarrassment. Angua smiled. ‘Don’t worry, Mr Vimes. You’ve said it yourself. Sooner or later, we’re all someone’s dog.’”— Terry Pratchett - Jingo
Thinking about discworld at this point is just *brain making teakettle noises* but the way vimes sees himself as a grungy pathetic crotchety suspicious bastard AND YET the way the first few stories end with him kicking himself for his own blind prejudice! like!!!!!! his whole genre-aware hardbitten detective act is played for funny haha but, like literally everything else in discworld, that’s not all - vimes is aware that he’s grumpy, and sarcastic, and apathetic, and in some ways mean and small-minded, but he is alwaysready to learn.
not happily. not necessarily willingly. a lot of his more negative traits are learned through repeated exposure to terrible things (vampires) or just because for so long he’s been fighting this slog against the worst of humanity. but he learns despite himself.
he doesn’t just say “well, this is just who i am, it’s too late to change and what would be the point anyway,” he just thinks himself around to overcoming his prejudices one at a time and is immediately ashamed (privately, not performatively, not as a martyr) of the way he behaved - a way that he, himself, does not approve of behaving. the very moment he accepts golems as “alive,” he thinks about how he’s been saying that “you can’t take away something they haven’t got,” and he thinks that that’s exactly the way that rich people, powerful people, the people that show up in books for owning streets of slums, the people that he fucking hates, think about everybody below them. that’s one of the key reasons whyhe hates them, that they can look at another human being and say “well, why not take away their life, their livelihood, their comfort, their safety? they can’t miss what they haven’t got”
vimes knows he’s not a person with the moral high ground. that is something, i think, that i love the most about him. he doesn’t have it, he doesn’t pretend to have it, he doesn’t agonize over not having it, he doesn’t faff about in mangst about it when he takes another quiet - or not so quiet - step over his own ignorance.
most importantly, he doesn’t need it. he’s an officer of the law. the law comes up through his boots. nobody is outside the law, it’s just that some people are out of his reach for now. it doesn’t matter how dirty or dingy or battered he is, some things are just wrong, and some things he can make right. if some of those wrong things are in his own head, he’s going to fix them and carry on because he has work to do.
he loves his wife so much!!!
Something something vimes and carrot as foils the descendant of kingslayers and the descendant of kings the man who sees clearly the truth of evil and the man who sees clearly the truth of good the man who’s being pulled up from the gutter and the man being pulled down from his near miss with glory and both of them being made better for it the man whose apathy covers deep personal care versus the man whose boundless kindness covers personal disconnection the man who lives so mired in the world at it is and the man who lives almost entirely in the world as it could be the way they could never understand each other and the way they understand each other better than anyone else
Lady Sybil and … Vimes? (collab doodle)
What do you think, guys, should I quit writing and start drawing instead?
Probably not. It’s a good thing Sybil (drawn by @flaggermousse) still loves her Sam no matter who draws him. :P
Hey quick question what’s up with these two tho
he just does things sometimes
i love sam vimes
don’t mind me I just slapped a rain filter on the vimes and it made it rly nice and moody
their memories and pasts
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