vukovich:

vukovich:

Title:Garnishes

Author: Vukovich

Genre: Smut/food porn/angst/age gap/wine snobbery

Pairing: Dark Potioneer Draco/Hipster Veela Louis Weasley

Length: 15k

Rating: E

Summary:
Draco is a Dark potioneer, but only for the discriminating client.

Louis is a Veela waiter, but only for the discriminating client.

Draco is a widower, and that’s fine.

Louis is a thirsty mess, and that’s fine.

Draco is just trying to work, good GOD.

Louis is just trying to fuck, good GOD.

5+1 set entirely in the same private dining room.

Warnings: Stop at the end of chapter 5 if you require happy endings (pun, but also true).  Lots of booze, but no drunkenness. 
Author has recently learned there’s a Rare Pairs Fest going on, and feels like an idiot. Cringe with me.

It’s been a year…

…and you begged so nicely.

Let the second half begin. Chapter 7 just posted. Chapters 8 and 9 will follow.

Garnishes

everythingfox:

Baby otter first time in the water

julieterbang:

archietheferret

fy-yongsun:

210326 Solar x Andar Spring

silfoearts:

frijae:

capalxii:

ravencroft:

jeandrea:

dongboss:

this bird imitating r2d2 is the cutest thing ive ever seen

What a nerd

He’s even the right colors.

do you realize this bird is a fan of R2D2. this bird heard R2D2′s sounds & decided it sounded like something that should be imitated. this bird is a star wars fan and made the choice to do a bird equivalent of cosplay

@fishwrites omg omg omg

This is important.

ziseviolet:

美人画(3/?)

Paintings of beauties in traditional Chinese hanfu, Part 3 (Part 1/2) by Chinese artist 伊吹鸡腿子. Artist’s Weibo: X. See more of her work here.

kim-kiwi:

Based on that John Mulaney joke lol

[Text]
First page panel 1: “On their way home from a 36 hour mission”
First page panel 3: “McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Second page panel 3: “Really? You got the ONE thing no one enjoys, black coffee. You don’t even like coffee!”

Third page panel 1: “You could’ve at least got us a coffee too.”

Fourth page panel 1: “Oh! How cute!”
Fourth page panel 2: “A panda! Like Peter the Panda!”
Fourth page panel 3: “Perry the Platypus, what are you doing? Pay attention, you’re driving!”

Human Perry Design heavily inspired by -@/muffintonic (Dragsa) [Her Human!Perry][Her DA]

Please do NOT repost

skxviii:

pokemon are terrifying creatures

jasd-jc:

The “new” sweater ~

thecambridgees:

♕ HAPPY 38th BIRTHDAY THE DUKE OF CAMBRIDGE ♡ [b.June 21,1982)

Kensngton Palace released two new official photos of The Duke of Cambridge with his children Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis to mark The Duke’s 38th birthday and Father’s Day. The photos were taken earlier this month by The Duchess.

“The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to share a new picture of The Duke with Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis ahead of The Duke’s birthday tomorrow. The picture was taken earlier this month by The Duchess.”

quickweaves:

basedjane:

Supermodel Ataui Deng has been missing for 10 days, y’all. Had it not been for Roblé’s post, I wouldn’t have heard anything. 10 Days and NOTHING in the media?

*sigh

If you have seen her or know anything concerning her disappearance, email [email protected]

Again, I feel this begs to be said again:

Black.
Lives.
Matter.

OMFG