#short prompt
Writing Prompts
1. “I will punch them in the mouth right now.”
2. “You do realize that I’m a vampire right?”
3. “I’m sorry, did you forget that I don’t like you?!”
4. “To make things clear, I live for this drama. So, continue on.”
5. “I killed you once! Get over it!”
6. “Can we talk about how we never once had a snowball fight before?”
7. “Ready? Ready to get absolutely decimatedat UNO? “
8. “Who here wants to order a pizza and forget about their problems?”
9. “I’m winning and there is nothing you can do that can stop me!”
10. “It’s ya dude! Ready to make some amazing food!”
11. “Do you ever look at someone and their cheekbones have more structure than your life will ever have? Same.”
12. “Blood is starting to become an accessory for you at this point.”
13. “Wanna pet my dog? He’s so soft! Guess what his name is?”
14. “Looking at the mess before me I realized I had no motivation to do anything about it, and continued to plan on how to rob the bank.”
15. “Oh, come on! What is a little law breaking between friends?”
Writing Prompts
1. “What is wrong with a little mayhem?”
2. “You ready to win? I am ready to win!”
3. “I’m not going to encourage this, but, feel free to take my keys.”
4. “When I get taller, I am going to kick your ass!”
5. “Would I ever do such an idiotic thing?”
6. “Stop laughing! We have to be quiet!”
7. “Go ahead. Go to sleep. I dare you.”
8. “You’re going to succeed. It’s already written in the stars.”
9. “You think you can stop these hands? Come say it to my face!”
10. “My heart is full of love! Stop hating, you rotten salad!”
11. “I got a tattoo gun and I’m ready to make poor decisions.”
12. “There is nothing but positivity here! Get out with your negative vibes! I’ll slice you!”
13. “Ready to crack some heads? I brought some snacks for us too in case we get hungry.”
14. “I love y’all, but y’all gotta stop.”
15. “Yes! I accidentally punched them in the face! Is that so hard to believe?”
Writing Prompts
1. “What is wrong with a little mayhem?”
2. “You ready to win? I am ready to win!”
3. “I’m not going to encourage this, but, feel free to take my keys.”
4. “When I get taller, I am going to kick your ass!”
5. “Would I ever do such an idiotic thing?”
6. “Stop laughing! We have to be quiet!”
7. “Go ahead. Go to sleep. I dare you.”
8. “You’re going to succeed. It’s already written in the stars.”
9. “You think you can stop these hands? Come say it to my face!”
10. “My heart is full of love! Stop hating, you rotten salad!”
11. “I got a tattoo gun and I’m ready to make poor decisions.”
12. “There is nothing but positivity here! Get out with your negative vibes! I’ll slice you!”
13. “Ready to crack some heads? I brought some snacks for us too in case we get hungry.”
14. “I love y’all, but y’all gotta stop.”
15. “Yes! I accidentally punched them in the face! Is that so hard to believe?”
Writing Prompts
1. “We are robbing a bank not walking on a fashion runway!”
2. “I’m here to kill one of y’all! Guess which one of y’all I’m here to kill?”
3. “What am I doing? It’s called self care!”
4. “Which one of you set this on fire?”
5. “I sneezed and I swear I was in another dimension.”
6. “I’m here to eat all your chocolate and cheer you up. Wanna hear a pun?”
7. “Looks like we have a mystery on our hands. Who ate the last slice of pizza.”
8. “We got bamboozled! By our own cat!”
9. “For someone who is use to dying a lot, you sure are dramatic about it.”
10. “Is this your normal? Being absolutely insane?”
11. “You’re asking me if I want ice cream in the middle of the winter? You bet your ass I do! Let’s go!”
12. “I’m a vampire and you’re a vampire but we still have no idea who the other vampire is? We sure do suck at this.”
13. “We live in a small town filled with secrets of the unknown!”
14. “Where did you get a pumpkin this time of year? I want a pumpkin too!”
15. “My biggest problem right now? Your presence.”
Writing Prompts
1. “We are robbing a bank not walking on a fashion runway!”
2. “I’m here to kill one of y’all! Guess which one of y’all I’m here to kill?”
3. “What am I doing? It’s called self care!”
4. “Which one of you set this on fire?”
5. “I sneezed and I swear I was in another dimension.”
6. “I’m here to eat all your chocolate and cheer you up. Wanna hear a pun?”
7. “Looks like we have a mystery on our hands. Who ate the last slice of pizza.”
8. “We got bamboozled! By our own cat!”
9. “For someone who is use to dying a lot, you sure are dramatic about it.”
10. “Is this your normal? Being absolutely insane?”
11. “You’re asking me if I want ice cream in the middle of the winter? You bet your ass I do! Let’s go!”
12. “I’m a vampire and you’re a vampire but we still have no idea who the other vampire is? We sure do suck at this.”
13. “We live in a small town filled with secrets of the unknown!”
14. “Where did you get a pumpkin this time of year? I want a pumpkin too!”
15. “My biggest problem right now? Your presence.”
Writing Prompts
1. “You’re asking me about math? You must be desperate.”
2. “What? You think all vampires have capes? I mean, I have a collection of them but there is no need to call me out like this.”
3. “Good luck on your plans! Call me when they go to shit!”
4. “Where was I? I was doing what any humane person would be doing. I was making jello in this time of crisis.”
5. “I resurrected a T-Rex. So, there’s that.”
6. “Who here wants to cause a ruckus with me? I’ll start.”
7. “I’m glad you’re not dead but also, I hate you.”
8. “You bought me brass knuckles? That’s so romantic.”
9. “I died again?! That’s the third time today! Why are these mortals so fragile?”
10. “Am I here to start some tomfoolery or here to bring peace? Who knows? The only thing I know is that these finger sandwiches are awful.”
Writing Prompts
1. “I’m here to drop some knowledge on all of y’all!”
2. “And that is the story on how we got banned from that grocery store.”
3. “You’re telling me I died? That’s absurd!”
4. “I’M GOING TO BE POSITIVE AND I AM GOING TO BE POSITIVE NOW!”
5. “How do the mortals say it? ‘It’s going to be lit fam.’ Is that how they say it?”
6. “Where did all this silly string come from?!”
7. “Your heart is soft and warm, that is something to embrace.”
8. “I’m dyeing my hair myself because I wanna look elegant.”
9. “The vegetables aren’t the only thing getting roasted tonight.”
10. “This isn’t how I planned it, but, it works.”
11. “You were having a bad day so I got you a cool looking rock from the store.”
12. “Don’t mind me, I just want to scream into the void for a while.”
13. “Um excuse you! Giraffes are so cool!”
14. “What? You ain’t never seen someone with this much finesse before?”
15. “Oh god, what have you done now?”
Writing Prompts
1. “Elegant? You want elegance?! I will elegantly kick you in the face!”
2. “Are we just going to pretend that there wasn’t a zombie outside?”
3. “Why aren’t you in a blanket cape? It’s cold outside.”
4. “Oh my god, I crack myself up! I’m hysterical!”
5. “Shut up and run, you wet piece of bread!”
6. “What an odd way to insult someone.”
7. “Before I had time to do anything else, I grabbed our dog and got out.”
8. “Oh my god! Did you just sneeze? That was so extra!”
9. “That flower is very handsome.”
10. “Just because I murdered someone, doesn’t make me a bad guy, it makes me a murderer.”
11. “I’m not sure why there is a cow in here and considering I’m not paid enough to care, have fun.”
12. “Have you ever died? I did a few times, it was actually quiet painful but you know what they say, no pain, no gain.”
13. “Want to take the sled and go down the stairs with it?”
14. “Yeah! Well! I am taller than you!”
15. “Let me explain. I was bored and you left me alone.”
Writing Prompts
1. “You’re asking me about math? You must be desperate.”
2. “What? You think all vampires have capes? I mean, I have a collection of them but there is no need to call me out like this.”
3. “Good luck on your plans! Call me when they go to shit!”
4. “Where was I? I was doing what any humane person would be doing. I was making jello in this time of crisis.”
5. “I resurrected a T-Rex. So, there’s that.”
6. “Who here wants to cause a ruckus with me? I’ll start.”
7. “I’m glad you’re not dead but also, I hate you.”
8. “You bought me brass knuckles? That’s so romantic.”
9. “I died again?! That’s the third time today! Why are these mortals so fragile?”
10. “Am I here to start some tomfoolery or here to bring peace? Who knows? The only thing I know is that these finger sandwiches are awful.”
Writing Prompt
- “Oh don’t worry, this blood isn’t mine.”
- “How long will this take? I got to pick up my dog from the salon.”
- “Want me to stab them?”
- “Wanna hangout on the rooftop? It’s nice tonight.”
- “Okay, who threw the pencil at me?”
- “Do you ever get a meme stuck in your head?”
- “A vampire? Pfffffffft.”
- “These shoes? They are steel toed, why?”
- “Take me for a fool? I can balance a spoon on my nose, who is the real fool now?”
- “Today was suppose to be my day.”
- “Can I lick the spoon after?”
- “Please tell me that was the wind.”
- “I hate you. Why are you here?”
- “Because you’re a piece of sh-!”
- “You’re so confident that you already bought their coffin?”
- “Let them know that I called.”
- “Have you ever seen the water so blue before?”
- “No, I’m pretty sure that’s a crocodile.”
- “If I could dig my nails into your throat and pull out your vocal cords, I would.”
- “I told you.”
- “This isn’t remotely what I asked for.”
- “Yeah honey, your cooking is great. I love it.”
- “Can you let me twirl my knife in peace?”
- “What? I can’t send a message to the enemy?”
- “The moonlight shone red over the crops this year. The farmers knew that only meant one thing, and so, they went to work.”
Writing Prompts
1. “You’re asking me about math? You must be desperate.”
2. “What? You think all vampires have capes? I mean, I have a collection of them but there is no need to call me out like this.”
3. “Good luck on your plans! Call me when they go to shit!”
4. “Where was I? I was doing what any humane person would be doing. I was making jello in this time of crisis.”
5. “I resurrected a T-Rex. So, there’s that.”
6. “Who here wants to cause a ruckus with me? I’ll start.”
7. “I’m glad you’re not dead but also, I hate you.”
8. “You bought me brass knuckles? That’s so romantic.”
9. “I died again?! That’s the third time today! Why are these mortals so fragile?”
10. “Am I here to start some tomfoolery or here to bring peace? Who knows? The only thing I know is that these finger sandwiches are awful.”
Writing Prompts
1. “I will punch them in the mouth right now.”
2. “You do realize that I’m a vampire right?”
3. “I’m sorry, did you forget that I don’t like you?!”
4. “To make things clear, I live for this drama. So, continue on.”
5. “I killed you once! Get over it!”
6. “Can we talk about how we never once had a snowball fight before?”
7. “Ready? Ready to get absolutely decimatedat UNO? “
8. “Who here wants to order a pizza and forget about their problems?”
9. “I’m winning and there is nothing you can do that can stop me!”
10. “It’s ya dude! Ready to make some amazing food!”
11. “Do you ever look at someone and their cheekbones have more structure than your life will ever have? Same.”
12. “Blood is starting to become an accessory for you at this point.”
13. “Wanna pet my dog? He’s so soft! Guess what his name is?”
14. “Looking at the mess before me I realized I had no motivation to do anything about it, and continued to plan on how to rob the bank.”
15. “Oh, come on! What is a little law breaking between friends?”
Writing Prompts
1. “Elegant? You want elegance?! I will elegantly kick you in the face!”
2. “Are we just going to pretend that there wasn’t a zombie outside?”
3. “Why aren’t you in a blanket cape? It’s cold outside.”
4. “Oh my god, I crack myself up! I’m hysterical!”
5. “Shut up and run, you wet piece of bread!”
6. “What an odd way to insult someone.”
7. “Before I had time to do anything else, I grabbed our dog and got out.”
8. “Oh my god! Did you just sneeze? That was so extra!”
9. “That flower is very handsome.”
10. “Just because I murdered someone, doesn’t make me a bad guy, it makes me a murderer.”
11. “I’m not sure why there is a cow in here and considering I’m not paid enough to care, have fun.”
12. “Have you ever died? I did a few times, it was actually quiet painful but you know what they say, no pain, no gain.”
13. “Want to take the sled and go down the stairs with it?”
14. “Yeah! Well! I am taller than you!”
15. “Let me explain. I was bored and you left me alone.”
Writing Prompts
1. “I will punch them in the mouth right now.”
2. “You do realize that I’m a vampire right?”
3. “I’m sorry, did you forget that I don’t like you?!”
4. “To make things clear, I live for this drama. So, continue on.”
5. “I killed you once! Get over it!”
6. “Can we talk about how we never once had a snowball fight before?”
7. “Ready? Ready to get absolutely decimatedat UNO? “
8. “Who here wants to order a pizza and forget about their problems?”
9. “I’m winning and there is nothing you can do that can stop me!”
10. “It’s ya dude! Ready to make some amazing food!”
11. “Do you ever look at someone and their cheekbones have more structure than your life will ever have? Same.”
12. “Blood is starting to become an accessory for you at this point.”
13. “Wanna pet my dog? He’s so soft! Guess what his name is?”
14. “Looking at the mess before me I realized I had no motivation to do anything about it, and continued to plan on how to rob the bank.”
15. “Oh, come on! What is a little law breaking between friends?”
I saw something that @muffinrecord posted about a girl wishing that Kyuebey was a magical girl!
Hear me out, just a query. What if that Kyuebey were to change into a human form from it? Female body Kyuebey with incubator powers and a soul gem!
The girl, oh let’s just call her Izanami, is a girl whose paralyzed waist down and has to use a wheelchair to get around. This doesn’t discourage her though, she lives a happy life despite this. She also knows something strange is happening in town, becoming quite curious about the disappearances of young females after a certain period of time.
One day, she encounters Kyubey while at the park. Kyubey tells her about magical girls and their special abilities. It also tells her that if she made a contract with it, she could get her legs back. Izanami isn’t fooled however, and pulls a reverse on Kyubey instead for tricking these poor girls.
Kyubey: You can wish for whatever you want and become a magical girl!
Izanami: *Frowns* Hmph! How about you turn into a human female and become a magical girl?
Kyubey: Huh? I….well….
Izanami: *Smirking* That’s my wish! Kyubey, become a human girl and be a magical girl!
The wish has to be granted, so instead of Izanami being a magical girl, the wish rebounds on the Kyubey and changes it into a she!
Female Kyubey or Kyuki is born as the first incubator/magical girl hybrid!
Short Prompt #788
“You’re living in their shadow.” - the supervillain whispered in the hero’s head, watching alongside them as Superhero laughed and talked with a group of reporters. “At this rate, you’ll never be known as anything else, just Superhero loyal little dog.”
Hero grimaced but, for once, did not argue with the voice inside their mind. Instead, they somberly muttered under their breath. “I know…”
Short Prompt #787
“I wish I could go back in time.” - the villain admitted, their gaze staring straight through their nemesis.
Hero quirked a brow. “So you could take back everything you did?”
Villain’s eyes refocused, glaring at the hero. “So I could make sure I never met you.”
some-messed-up-writing-for-you:
Short Prompt #31
CW: captivity, restraints, implied character death.
“And then, I will conquer the world!” - the villain finished their monologue, posing dramatically in front of the captured hero.
Hero sat on their knees, clapping their chained hands, genuinely impressed with the other’s plans and motivations. “That… actually sounds sensible.”
“Thank you!” - Villain glowed. That was the closest thing to a compliment they had gotten from a hero so far. “I pride myself on being more logical than the other villains.”
Hero opened their mouth to give some ‘too bad I’m gonna stop you’ line, but the villain continued talking. “And as such…”
Something pressed against the back of the hero’s head.
“I know I have to get rid of you now before you get a chance to stop me.”
Panic flooded Hero’s thoughts. They wanted to argue but never managed to do so.
Short Prompt #786
“Let me in? Please?” - the vampire asked with a strained smile, intertwining their hands in front of themself in a polite manner.
The human’s face was blank, unimpressed. But their bruising grip on the doorway of their home gave away their fear. “No.”
Vampire dropped their futile act, hissing angrily and showing off their fangs. “Fine! Let’s see how long you can last on your own!”
Short Prompt #785
“…Will you sing me a lullaby?” - the young sidekick asked, wrapping the blankets tighter around themself. “H-Hero sang for me, but uh…”
The villain faltered. “I don’t think you’d like my singing, kid.”
“O-Oh, okay…” - the child whispered, tugging at Villain’s non-existent heartstrings.
The criminal hovered by their bedside unsurely for a moment and eventually sat down with a sigh. “Alright, just this once…”
Sidekick perked up, their sleepy eyes focusing on the villain as their smooth, soothing voice filled the room, lulling the child to sleep within minutes.
Short Prompt #784
“Okay. This is a good place to start.” - the hero decided, nodding their head and turning to the villain. “Go help that cat stuck on the tree.”
Villain stared at them for a solid minute before sighing and climbing up the bark.
some-messed-up-writing-for-you:
Short Prompt #368
“Aww, is this for me?” - the villain asked, pointing to the rose in Civilian’s hand.
The civilian raised their eyebrows, unimpressed. “No.”
And then they shoved the flower into their mouth and took a bite.
Short Prompt #783
“W-Why…? Why did you betray us?” - the hero’s voice was filled with hurt as they looked up at their sidekick.
Sidekick stood beside Villain, something bitter settling in their expression. “You really have to ask?”
Short Prompt #782
“Could you, please, just stand in one place for, at least, five seconds?!” - the villain asked, wildly flinging their weapon around, trying to aim it at the hero, who refused to stand still.
Hero chuckled, speeding behind Villain and pulling their cape over their head, confusing them. “Not unless you calm down first!”
“I AM CALM!”
Short Prompt #781
“What’s this?” - the hero asked curiously, tracing their along the egde of a small box.
The villain smiled fondly at the object. “It’s a music box. It helps me fall asleep.”
some-messed-up-writing-for-you:
Short Prompt #176
CW: drugging.
“Yo, I’m SO high right now.” - the villain slurred, the drug the heroes had injected them with still coursing through their veins and fogging up their brain as they swayed on their feet.
“I-Indeed you are, boss.” - the henchman replied, anxiously eyeing the rooftop edge from which Villain was dangerously close to falling off. “N-Now, could you please come over here? P-Please?”
“PPPHUCKyouuuu,I’M the boss ‘round here!” - the criminal yelled back, nearly slipping off the building.
Henchman sighed. Why did they have to love their dumb boss so much?
Short Prompt #800
CW: threats of violence.
“I’m going steal your bones and make soup out of them.” - the villain threatened, growling under their breath.
The hero patted them on the back, laughing. “Sure thing, bestie.”
Short Prompt #799
CW: attempted murder mention.
“Why are you so adamant about helping me?!” - the villain yelled, struggling to understand the hero’s reasoning. “I tried to kill you!”
Hero shook their head. “Doesn’t matter. I’m going to save you no matter what.”
some-messed-up-writing-for-you:
Short Prompt #485
Warning: gore, implied character death.
“…Are you okay?” - Hero asked unsurely, looking down at the civilian crouching down at the end of the alleyway. They slowly walked closer, noting that Civilian was looming over something on the ground, something that looked suspiciously person-like.
The civilian froze and slowly turned to look at them. There was dark red smeared across their face, clothing, and hands, a bit of it dripping down their chin.
With the close proximity between them, the hero easily identified the smell of blood drifting in the air. And before they could react, Civilian lunged.
Short Prompt #798
“So…, you just kill people by touching them…” - the healer asked, looking up at the villain cornering them.
Villain’s hand was hovering just shy of Healer’s face, their fingers twitching. “Yes, so you’d be wise to cooperate-”
They didn’t get to finish and instead jumped back when the healer suddenly leaned into their touch.
And nothing happened.
Short Prompt #797
“Aww, are you scared?” - the monster asked, noting the human’s raised heart rate. The beast flashed their sharp teeth in a wide grin. “Scared I’ll eat you?”
Human pupils were so wide there was nearly no color visible in their eyes. “Yes, please- I-I mean-”
Short Prompt #796
“Are you done yet?” - the monster grumbled, nuzzling into the back of Human’s head as they sat at their desk. “I wanna cuddle.”
The human struggled to stay focused on the open document before them. “Just a couple more minutes.”
Monster sighed dramatically, slowly slipping down to the floor and smooshing their massive head into Human’s lap. “You have twenty minutes before I drag you off to bed.”
The human gave the monster’s head a few quick scratches. “Thank you, love.”
some-messed-up-writing-for-you:
Short Prompt #134
“JUST WHAT DO YOU WANT?” - the hero exclaimed, looking to their nemesis, desperate for an answer as the harsh rain continued to pour down onto them both. “WHAT ARE YOU AFTER, VILLAIN?”
The villain laughed hoarsely, exhausted from the fighting but not ready to give up quite yet. “I’ve… only ever wanted one thing…,Hero…”
Taking a deep breath, Villain snarled and charged the other again, screaming like a banshee.
“REVENGE!”
Short Prompt #795
“Ugh… I can’t sleep…” - the human complained, tossing and turning in their bed. “Those idiots downstairs are being too loud…”
Something stirred under their bed. “Want me to take care of it?”
Human smiled and let their arm swing over the edge of the bed, a clawed hand gently catching their own. “Just don’t scare them too badly. It is still my sibling and their friends, after all.”
The monster chuckled, letting go of the human before slinking along the ground like a shadow, heading for the door. “I’ll try my best~.”
