#sirius is a dork

remus: i can’t believe we’re locked in this room together

sirius: *throwing the key out of the window* truly unfortunate

james: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. but wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

sirius: philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

remus:

remus: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you twat

therapist: and what do we say when we feel this way?

remus: i do be kinda depressed doe

therapist:no

sirius: if i ever die, i am going to haunt this school. i’ll randomly open and close doors. i’ll trow a book at someone every time they were being an asshole. i’d be an awesome ghost.

remus:

remus: if you ever die-